GH 2/2: I shot the sherriff
House of Lemon Pledges: Everyone watches Franco on the DVD. Jason asks to see the packaging it came in. Molly is upset that the man who kidnapped Sam sent something to Jocelyn's christening.
Corinthaus: Looloo surveys the bloody aftermath and finally hears the phone ringing in Dante's pocket and absent mndedly picks it up as Max walks in.
Dante's Room: Sonny says he'll do whatever it takes to fix this. Oh, so...turn yourself in for all the crimes you've committed. Awesome! He probably means buy Dante a blue dress.
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Cafe Interrogate: Maxie has the most interesting updo today. It's all swept over to the side with this little inverted bun by her ear. She and Mac talk about her impending testimony. She's so caught up in herself she doesn't notice agent Raynor standing there. It's not a large room, so I don't know how she misses it. She recognizes him as the mean FBI guy who made like tough for Spinelli. (well, not as tough as cheating on him, but she has a point) Laundromat Lou shows up to say he's never heard from the undercover cop, and they don't know where Sonny is. Maxie says he wasn't at the christening either. Someone calls Dante by name and Maxie is shocked to realize he's an undercover cop. Random Cop walks in to tell them an ambulance was called to Corithaus. Max and Lou say if Dante had shot Sonny, he would have called them. But that it doesn't make sense that Sonny would call an ambulance if he shot Dante. Or Dominique. That guy with the floppy brown hair and puppy dog eyes. Raynor says that Sonny would call an ambulance b/c he's Sonny's father.
GH: Olivia drags Sonny out of the room and tells him he can't blow Dante's fragile mind by talking about being his father. Sonny says she kept Dante from him for some indeterminate number of years above 20, and he's not leaving him now.
House of Lemon Pledges: Sam ushers all the kids out of the room while Kristina hollers something. Loo rushes in and asks if Sonny shot Dominante.
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House of Lemon Pledges: Jason says he doesn't know what happened. Loo asks if Sonny found out that Dante is a cop. Carly is surprised by this news and asks Jason what's going on. Loo hysterically asks if Sonny killed him and dragged his body off somewhere. Jason gently repeats he doesn't know anything. Loo says she's going to the hospital b/c maybe she's wrong and Dante just had an accident. But if he's not there, the next place she's going is to the police. She says if Dante is dead, she hopes Jason and Sonny burn in hell. and word, Looloo, except idiots like you have been the ones who have enabled Sonny and Jason to continue to kill people and make all their victim's families feel the anguish you feel right now.
Cafe Interrogate: Mac says Sonny shooting his own son is biblical. After all the pain he's caused everyone, he's added killing his own child to the mix.
Locker Room: Robin, Patrick and Lisa have been yammering about stuff, but I don't know what. Probably the typical thing where it takes 48 doctors to treat one patient.
Hospital: Sonny tells Olivia that if she'd told the truth, they wouldn't be in the tragedy. She yells at him that he's right, and it's all her fault, but get out of her face anyway. He asks how she can say that when she's been lying to him about his son. Jackass, she's lying to a man WHO SHOT AN UNARMED COP. That's a terrible, awful, no good, very bad kind of person. It's not like she was pulling a Carly and lied b/c she liked another guy better. Robin rushes up and tells them they can't holler like this.
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House of Lemon Pledges: Jax asks Jason if he already knew Dominante was a cop. Jason said they suspected. Carly asks why no one told her. She says it like she found out Dominant was carrying monkey pox. Kristina cries that this is why she hates their father. That he always ruins everything so that even a christening can't be beautiful. Sam speaks soothingly and tries to pull her away, but she stands her ground and says that Sonny shot a cop, "that's the worst crime you can commit. It's murder with special circumstances." She says she hopes their father goes to prison for the rest of his life. Michael angrily says she doesn't mean that. She says she means ever word of it and then storms out with a stunned Molly. Carly tells Michael that Kristina is just upset. Michael says Krissy doesn't understand their father and why he does what he does. Redrum. Morgan sadly asks if they can go to the hospital to see Dominante. Jax says it's not a good idea. Carly leads Morgan out of the room as he sadly says that even if Dom was a cop, Sonny didn't have to shoot him. Aw, little guy. Michael angrily asks Jax what happened b/c he said he was going to get Dante to back off of Sonny. Jax truthfully answers that he doesn't know what happened.
Corinthaus: 85 years after the shooting, Raynor and some cops finally decide to go to the effing site of a shooting a an effing mobster's house. Least realistic thing ever. Max has already cleaned up all the blood somehow...b/c everyone knows chest wounds don't bleed that much, so that should only take 3 minutes.
Dante's Room: Olivia sits vigil by Dante's bed and does that thing blah blah cry cry when you were little. love you so much. don't die on me, dammit. that whole thing. Johnny walks in and overhears that Sonny is his father.
GH: Robin calms Sonny down, and they talk about The Paternity. Loo asks Shawn Douglas if Dominante has been admitted and learns he was shot in the chest. She sees Sonny and runs at him, screaming and calling him names and asking how he could do this. Robin holds Loo back, and Sonny says he didn't know Dante was his son. This stuns Looloo into silence. Also, WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THAT AS IF THAT MAKES IT OKAY? He still shot an unarmed man. He still shot a cop. He still shot a person that he knew Looloo loved. He still shot a person he knew his son loved. He still shot a person who has parents and friends and family. Does it matter who they are? Because he didn't know who they were, he was just going to let them always wonder what had happened to their child? while that child was rotting in a hole in the woods?
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Scrub Room: Oh, so Surgery Drama is that Stephen wants to do the surgery, but Sonny asks Patrick to do it. But Stephen is apparently the only one who knows the brain isn't in the chest, so there's no need for Patrick to do tsurgery. though, isn't the bullet near the spine? It's actually more likely that they would all assist. Whatever. Stephen bumps Patrick off the surgery.
House of Lemon Awesomeness: Carly pets Morgan who's very upset about Dante. She says that it's a good thing that he's in the hospital b/c GH has the best doctors. And they still have a wonderful day at the christening and were surrounded by loved ones. and they can help Dominante by sending good thoughts and prayers. Morgan angrily asks if his happy thoughts are supposed to make up for Sonny shooting Dominante. He says Kristina was right. Their father is a murderer. Michael protests, but Morgan insists and says he thinks Sonny should go to jail. Michael jumps up and asks how he can say that. Dominante is the one who's the cop. (he spits it out like it's a disgusting thing) He says Dominante is the liar. Morgan says Dominante is not a liar. "He's a HERO!" He says dad is the criminal. He sadly says that Dom was probably trying to arrest Sonny, but that's what cops do, they go after the bad guys. Michael continues to protest, but Carly shuts him down.
Dante's room: Johnny says knowing that Sonny is Dominante's father makes a lot of sense in hindsight, and that they are a lot alike. At some point Nik had showed up and calmed Looloo down, and now they show up in the doorway. Johnny leaves, so Looloo can sit with Olivia. Loo is still stunned and asks if Sonny is really his father. Olivia sadly nods. She smiles and Looloo and says Dante asked about her.
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Lisa makes a deal with Patrick about surgery or something. I don't listen.
Sonny learns that Stephen is doing the surgery, and Stephen insists that he's the best for the job. Sonny says he better be b/c if his son dies, he's got nothing to lose and will make Stephen pay. Stephen says threats won't save his son. omg, why is this vomit not under arrest?
Johnny and Maxie run into each other. She is horrible and feels bad for Sonny. Johnny barfs on that sentiment and sarcastically says "yeah, this must have really ruined Sonny's night." heh. He says he feels bad for Olivia, who right or wrong in her lie, is still forced to be terrified that her son might die. He feels bad for Loo b/c she loves Dante, and he's never seen her this concerned about a person. Why is she forced to endure this? and why should either of them have to have Sonny's stupid face in their business....that he created. Johnny says he's staying away b/c he doesn't want to fight with Sonny b/c he doesn't want to make Olivia and Looloo deal with it. Maxie decides she'll just be in the way, so she leaves.
House of Lemon Pledges: Jax and Carly sweetly assure Morgan that even if Dominante was lying to Sonny, he was still a true friend to Morgan, and even if Morgan doesn't forgive him, he'll always care about him. This makes Morgan happy.
Dante's Room: Dante wakes up and is happy to see Looloo. She cries that whatever his name is, she loves him and kisses his forehead.
GH: Jason finds Sonny and tells him he's got to get out of the country. Sonny explains Dante is his son, so he's staying.
Dante's room: Dante has gone to surgery, and Loo and Nik stay in the empty room. Loo says she should be mad at Nik. He strokes her hair. She cries that she loves Dante so much, and she was foolish to keep him at arm's length for so long. she worries that she may have wasted the only time she could have been with him.
Nurse's Station: Michael finds Jason and says he knows about the shooting and that Sonny needs to get out of the country. Jason breaks the news that Dante is Sonny's son, and he's refusing to leave. Michael is stunned into silence by the news. There's a lot of that going around today. Jason cautions that Sonny is going to be arrested, and Michael has to remain calm and not start yelling things about Claudia. Sonny walks up and Michael says he heard that Dante is his son. Sonny mumbles something. I think he says "I have two sons" but that doesnt make sense. He collapses into Michael's arm, moaning about what he has done. Olivia walks up and says something about praying. Laundromat Lou and some cops walk out of the elevator and tell Sonny he's under arrest for the murder of his wife. Sonny is really out of it. A cop pulls a gun out of Sonny's pocket and Lou oddly asks "what is that" and Sonny blankly mutters that it's a gun. He seems old and confused suddenly. Lou angrily asks if this is the gun he used to shoot Detective Falconari. Sonny says he's not leaving b/c his son is in surgery. That is getting so old. That's like if Menendez Brothers saying 'have mercy on us judge, we're orphans." Lou barks that Sonny is getting no sympathy or special help from him. He seems angry enough to kill Sonny with his bare hands for shooting a cop. Sonny insists they'll need 20 cops to drag him out of here. You won't be surprised to learn it barely takes two. Sonny calls out as the elevator closes "tell Dante I love him, and I'm sorry. I wanted to stay."
OR: Dante is on the table. He has a memory of playing stickball in Bensonhurst. But instead of him, it's Morgan....or it's him as a little kid, and he looked just like Morgan. A black car rolls up and Sonny gets out. Dante calls to himself/Morgan not to go after Sonny and not to make him pay for killing Mr. Politti. Morgan/Dante charges Sonny, wielding his bat. Dante calls out to Sonny not to do it. "He's your son." Sonny pulls out a gun and fires at Morgan/Dante. Back on the table, Dante's heart stops.
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Corinthaus: Looloo surveys the bloody aftermath and finally hears the phone ringing in Dante's pocket and absent mndedly picks it up as Max walks in.
Dante's Room: Sonny says he'll do whatever it takes to fix this. Oh, so...turn yourself in for all the crimes you've committed. Awesome! He probably means buy Dante a blue dress.
Credits
Cafe Interrogate: Maxie has the most interesting updo today. It's all swept over to the side with this little inverted bun by her ear. She and Mac talk about her impending testimony. She's so caught up in herself she doesn't notice agent Raynor standing there. It's not a large room, so I don't know how she misses it. She recognizes him as the mean FBI guy who made like tough for Spinelli. (well, not as tough as cheating on him, but she has a point) Laundromat Lou shows up to say he's never heard from the undercover cop, and they don't know where Sonny is. Maxie says he wasn't at the christening either. Someone calls Dante by name and Maxie is shocked to realize he's an undercover cop. Random Cop walks in to tell them an ambulance was called to Corithaus. Max and Lou say if Dante had shot Sonny, he would have called them. But that it doesn't make sense that Sonny would call an ambulance if he shot Dante. Or Dominique. That guy with the floppy brown hair and puppy dog eyes. Raynor says that Sonny would call an ambulance b/c he's Sonny's father.
GH: Olivia drags Sonny out of the room and tells him he can't blow Dante's fragile mind by talking about being his father. Sonny says she kept Dante from him for some indeterminate number of years above 20, and he's not leaving him now.
House of Lemon Pledges: Sam ushers all the kids out of the room while Kristina hollers something. Loo rushes in and asks if Sonny shot Dominante.
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House of Lemon Pledges: Jason says he doesn't know what happened. Loo asks if Sonny found out that Dante is a cop. Carly is surprised by this news and asks Jason what's going on. Loo hysterically asks if Sonny killed him and dragged his body off somewhere. Jason gently repeats he doesn't know anything. Loo says she's going to the hospital b/c maybe she's wrong and Dante just had an accident. But if he's not there, the next place she's going is to the police. She says if Dante is dead, she hopes Jason and Sonny burn in hell. and word, Looloo, except idiots like you have been the ones who have enabled Sonny and Jason to continue to kill people and make all their victim's families feel the anguish you feel right now.
Cafe Interrogate: Mac says Sonny shooting his own son is biblical. After all the pain he's caused everyone, he's added killing his own child to the mix.
Locker Room: Robin, Patrick and Lisa have been yammering about stuff, but I don't know what. Probably the typical thing where it takes 48 doctors to treat one patient.
Hospital: Sonny tells Olivia that if she'd told the truth, they wouldn't be in the tragedy. She yells at him that he's right, and it's all her fault, but get out of her face anyway. He asks how she can say that when she's been lying to him about his son. Jackass, she's lying to a man WHO SHOT AN UNARMED COP. That's a terrible, awful, no good, very bad kind of person. It's not like she was pulling a Carly and lied b/c she liked another guy better. Robin rushes up and tells them they can't holler like this.
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House of Lemon Pledges: Jax asks Jason if he already knew Dominante was a cop. Jason said they suspected. Carly asks why no one told her. She says it like she found out Dominant was carrying monkey pox. Kristina cries that this is why she hates their father. That he always ruins everything so that even a christening can't be beautiful. Sam speaks soothingly and tries to pull her away, but she stands her ground and says that Sonny shot a cop, "that's the worst crime you can commit. It's murder with special circumstances." She says she hopes their father goes to prison for the rest of his life. Michael angrily says she doesn't mean that. She says she means ever word of it and then storms out with a stunned Molly. Carly tells Michael that Kristina is just upset. Michael says Krissy doesn't understand their father and why he does what he does. Redrum. Morgan sadly asks if they can go to the hospital to see Dominante. Jax says it's not a good idea. Carly leads Morgan out of the room as he sadly says that even if Dom was a cop, Sonny didn't have to shoot him. Aw, little guy. Michael angrily asks Jax what happened b/c he said he was going to get Dante to back off of Sonny. Jax truthfully answers that he doesn't know what happened.
Corinthaus: 85 years after the shooting, Raynor and some cops finally decide to go to the effing site of a shooting a an effing mobster's house. Least realistic thing ever. Max has already cleaned up all the blood somehow...b/c everyone knows chest wounds don't bleed that much, so that should only take 3 minutes.
Dante's Room: Olivia sits vigil by Dante's bed and does that thing blah blah cry cry when you were little. love you so much. don't die on me, dammit. that whole thing. Johnny walks in and overhears that Sonny is his father.
GH: Robin calms Sonny down, and they talk about The Paternity. Loo asks Shawn Douglas if Dominante has been admitted and learns he was shot in the chest. She sees Sonny and runs at him, screaming and calling him names and asking how he could do this. Robin holds Loo back, and Sonny says he didn't know Dante was his son. This stuns Looloo into silence. Also, WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THAT AS IF THAT MAKES IT OKAY? He still shot an unarmed man. He still shot a cop. He still shot a person that he knew Looloo loved. He still shot a person he knew his son loved. He still shot a person who has parents and friends and family. Does it matter who they are? Because he didn't know who they were, he was just going to let them always wonder what had happened to their child? while that child was rotting in a hole in the woods?
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Scrub Room: Oh, so Surgery Drama is that Stephen wants to do the surgery, but Sonny asks Patrick to do it. But Stephen is apparently the only one who knows the brain isn't in the chest, so there's no need for Patrick to do tsurgery. though, isn't the bullet near the spine? It's actually more likely that they would all assist. Whatever. Stephen bumps Patrick off the surgery.
House of Lemon Awesomeness: Carly pets Morgan who's very upset about Dante. She says that it's a good thing that he's in the hospital b/c GH has the best doctors. And they still have a wonderful day at the christening and were surrounded by loved ones. and they can help Dominante by sending good thoughts and prayers. Morgan angrily asks if his happy thoughts are supposed to make up for Sonny shooting Dominante. He says Kristina was right. Their father is a murderer. Michael protests, but Morgan insists and says he thinks Sonny should go to jail. Michael jumps up and asks how he can say that. Dominante is the one who's the cop. (he spits it out like it's a disgusting thing) He says Dominante is the liar. Morgan says Dominante is not a liar. "He's a HERO!" He says dad is the criminal. He sadly says that Dom was probably trying to arrest Sonny, but that's what cops do, they go after the bad guys. Michael continues to protest, but Carly shuts him down.
Dante's room: Johnny says knowing that Sonny is Dominante's father makes a lot of sense in hindsight, and that they are a lot alike. At some point Nik had showed up and calmed Looloo down, and now they show up in the doorway. Johnny leaves, so Looloo can sit with Olivia. Loo is still stunned and asks if Sonny is really his father. Olivia sadly nods. She smiles and Looloo and says Dante asked about her.
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Good show today.
Lisa makes a deal with Patrick about surgery or something. I don't listen.
Sonny learns that Stephen is doing the surgery, and Stephen insists that he's the best for the job. Sonny says he better be b/c if his son dies, he's got nothing to lose and will make Stephen pay. Stephen says threats won't save his son. omg, why is this vomit not under arrest?
Johnny and Maxie run into each other. She is horrible and feels bad for Sonny. Johnny barfs on that sentiment and sarcastically says "yeah, this must have really ruined Sonny's night." heh. He says he feels bad for Olivia, who right or wrong in her lie, is still forced to be terrified that her son might die. He feels bad for Loo b/c she loves Dante, and he's never seen her this concerned about a person. Why is she forced to endure this? and why should either of them have to have Sonny's stupid face in their business....that he created. Johnny says he's staying away b/c he doesn't want to fight with Sonny b/c he doesn't want to make Olivia and Looloo deal with it. Maxie decides she'll just be in the way, so she leaves.
House of Lemon Pledges: Jax and Carly sweetly assure Morgan that even if Dominante was lying to Sonny, he was still a true friend to Morgan, and even if Morgan doesn't forgive him, he'll always care about him. This makes Morgan happy.
Dante's Room: Dante wakes up and is happy to see Looloo. She cries that whatever his name is, she loves him and kisses his forehead.
GH: Jason finds Sonny and tells him he's got to get out of the country. Sonny explains Dante is his son, so he's staying.
Dante's room: Dante has gone to surgery, and Loo and Nik stay in the empty room. Loo says she should be mad at Nik. He strokes her hair. She cries that she loves Dante so much, and she was foolish to keep him at arm's length for so long. she worries that she may have wasted the only time she could have been with him.
Nurse's Station: Michael finds Jason and says he knows about the shooting and that Sonny needs to get out of the country. Jason breaks the news that Dante is Sonny's son, and he's refusing to leave. Michael is stunned into silence by the news. There's a lot of that going around today. Jason cautions that Sonny is going to be arrested, and Michael has to remain calm and not start yelling things about Claudia. Sonny walks up and Michael says he heard that Dante is his son. Sonny mumbles something. I think he says "I have two sons" but that doesnt make sense. He collapses into Michael's arm, moaning about what he has done. Olivia walks up and says something about praying. Laundromat Lou and some cops walk out of the elevator and tell Sonny he's under arrest for the murder of his wife. Sonny is really out of it. A cop pulls a gun out of Sonny's pocket and Lou oddly asks "what is that" and Sonny blankly mutters that it's a gun. He seems old and confused suddenly. Lou angrily asks if this is the gun he used to shoot Detective Falconari. Sonny says he's not leaving b/c his son is in surgery. That is getting so old. That's like if Menendez Brothers saying 'have mercy on us judge, we're orphans." Lou barks that Sonny is getting no sympathy or special help from him. He seems angry enough to kill Sonny with his bare hands for shooting a cop. Sonny insists they'll need 20 cops to drag him out of here. You won't be surprised to learn it barely takes two. Sonny calls out as the elevator closes "tell Dante I love him, and I'm sorry. I wanted to stay."
OR: Dante is on the table. He has a memory of playing stickball in Bensonhurst. But instead of him, it's Morgan....or it's him as a little kid, and he looked just like Morgan. A black car rolls up and Sonny gets out. Dante calls to himself/Morgan not to go after Sonny and not to make him pay for killing Mr. Politti. Morgan/Dante charges Sonny, wielding his bat. Dante calls out to Sonny not to do it. "He's your son." Sonny pulls out a gun and fires at Morgan/Dante. Back on the table, Dante's heart stops.
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Yep, LooLoo, it's all fun and games until it's YOUR boyfriend who gets shot, eh?
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Dante's Room: Sonny says he'll do whatever it takes to fix this. Oh, so...turn yourself in for all the crimes you've committed. Awesome! He probably means buy Dante a blue dress.
LMBO @ Blue Dress!!! thanks mad.
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"Michael jumps up and asks how he can say that. Dominante is the one who's the cop. (he spits it out like it's a disgusting thing)"
How much more twisted can this get?!?!?!
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If I could write HATE on every drop of water in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans there still would not be enough water to express how I feel about Sonny right now. Somehow this is Olivia's fault....don't they know my tv is too nice to throw crap at??!!!
Loved the blue dress reference....is there anyone out there that still likes that man?
Sounds like a sad show.
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Don't care who the baby daddy is. YOU KNEW YOU WERE PUTTING A BULLET IN A COP. STFU Stumpy
Thanks MAD
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