Courthouse hallway:  Diane says she doesn't want to know what he's planning, but she needs him to behave in the courtroom.  Jason shows up.  Anyway, the stupid thing happening on the show now is that Sonny "I won't abandon my children" Corinthos has remembered, that "oh, wait, nevermind, I totally abandon my children on a regular basis and don't care if I leave them destitute" so he wants to jump bail and leave the country tonight.  and he's so annoying and arrogant about it to Jason, as if Jason hasn't been begging him to do that very thing.

Kelly's:  Kristina tells Sam she's not a baby, and she had no right to chase Ethan away, and she'll never be able to forgive her.  The irony that she's acting like a spoiled child, is of course, totally lost on her, as the irony of their obnoxiousness is often lost on 16 year old girls.

GH:  Johnny says that regardless what happens in court, he's gonna get what's coming to him really soon.

Dante's room:  Robin shows Dante a picture of her and Stone.  Does she just carry that around?  Kind of morbid.  Robin explains how two young children finding out they were HIV positive was really kind of magical and romantic b/c Sonny was so nice about it all.  Those were the days.  I naively believed that a character as complex and interesting as Sonny was capable of growth and change.  Robin says that Sonny bought the right to be though of as a good man because he donated money for the AIDS wing.  "That's who Sonny is" she says.  Patrick, meanwhile, eaveslurks and bursts angrily into the room asking to speak to her.  She wipes the Kool-Aid mustache off and follows him to the hall, while Dante contemplates that really, doesn't the world need more cop and wife killers, if they'll also be nice to people who they like?

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Court Hall:  Sonny whines that going to prison was never in the bargain.  I can't bear how weak and lame Sonny is, now that Robin's reminded me of how much I used to love him.  Shut up, Stupid weak ass shadow of Sonny.

Court hall:  Jax berates Alexis for flying the Sonny banner.  Alexis whines that Sonny is K's father, and she has daddy issues.  Jax thinks all the more reason Sonny goes to prison.  Clair and Alexis talk, and Clair believes she has more ammo for her case

Haunted Star:  Johnny and Ethan get all conspire-y.

Corinthaus:  Max tries to distract Michael with March Madness picks, but Michael shuts him down.  Kristina stops by and is annoyed that Michael is still taking their dad's side and wanting to confess for killing Claud.  She points out that Sonny is boring and lame and always wins to the point that it's clownish, so just let him take the hit for this one thing this one time.

Nurse's station:  Patrick lets Robin have it for using Stone's memory, not to do anything for Dante, but to defend and help Sonny.  Robin says she did do it for Sonny, but she doesn't see why Dante should feel guilty for hurting Sonny.  Patrick snaps that it's none of her business.  Word, Patrick.  Now divorce that annoying dreck of a person, and go rescue your true love from Shadybrook! 

Dante's room:  Loo shows up with court clothes for Dante.  He tells her about Robin's story of Stone and the romantical HIV wing, and now he's conflicted.

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Jason's Penthouse:  Jason and Sam gossip about how blah blah Sonny's bail may be revoked and Jason is going to break him out.

Courtroom:  Diane argues that Sonny's ties are here, and he's close to his 4 children.  Alexis mutters something and pisses off the judge. 

Haunted Star:  Ethan says he gets that Johnny wants payback for what  Sonny did to Claud.  He understands b/c even though he's known Looloo for a year, he would want to kill anyone who hurt her.  Johnny says Sonny in prison is not good enough.  He wants to take away everything that matters to him "and that starts and ends with his power"  He wants him to end up in prison, or maybe crazy, but definitely alone. 

Dante's Room:  Dante is dressed for court.  Patrick shows up and signs Dante's discharge papers.  Dante says he thought Patrick is friends with Sonny.  Patrick says he used to be friends with him.  He says it's none of his business.  Looloo says that's refreshing.  Patrick says Dante needs to do whatever he needs to live with himself. 


Nurse's Station:  Dante and Loo go to the elevator, and Stephen says he hasn't signed off on his release.  dante says Patrick took care of it.  Robin is indignant.  She says he just wanted him out of the hospital so he could testify against Sonny.  Patrick nods angrily and says "yeah!  That too."  Robin is sad that she married a man who doesn't love murderers the way she loves murderers.  Which makes sense as every single day of her life is a miracle.  It makes sense that she chooses to be loyal to people who callously end life as part of their daily routine.  Like returning emails is to me.

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Jason's Penthouse: Sam and Jason are going to work together to bust Sonny out.  I foresee a cheesy hooker wig!

Haunted Star:  Johnny asks Ethan if he's in to go after Sonny.  Um, why the hell would Ethan care enough to want to kill Sonny?  for cash?  gross!

Nurse's Station:  Robin snaps that Patrick tried to undermine her.  He says "didn't try.  I did."  heh.  Patrick points out that no matter who else Sonny has been polite to, he shot an unarmed man, point blank.  Robin mutters something, and Patrick repeats it's not her business.  It's Dante's choice.  He storms off while Robin shakes her head in disgust. 

Court House:  Clair makes claims that Sonny is ruthless,self serving, and his plans don't include a life sentence in prison, and he will run the first chance.  Dante and Looloo show up.  Clair says Dante is here to outline Sonny's off shore holdings.  Sonny shakes his head, disgusted, all "geeze, shoot a person one time..."

the end

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