GH 7/29: You sound just like your father
Jason's Penthouse: Sam flops flops around bralessly, demanding that they leave the country.
Kelly's al Fresco: Brook and Dante sit around being anorexic while Dante warns her that Johnny is trouble and went so far as to date a 17 year old girl to get at Sonny. Johnny says Dante sounds just like his father and then alludes to Sonny usually has one woman he's committed to and a petite brunette he's stringing along.
Nik brings the baby's bracelet sans baby to Liz.
Credits
Liz's room: Liz berates Lucky for some reason, and she says her baby was kidnapped because of Jason. Then she digs up Zander and blames him, and then she sends a telegram to Ric. Who's left.
Locker Room: Lisa flaunts her scantily clad body and asks Patrick to admit that she turns him on more than his whiny twit of a wife. He says she's deluded. She says she wasn't deluded when he was having sex with her.
Kelly's al Fresco: Dante yammers about the mythical Lopez Brothers, but Johnny says Sonny framed the Lopez Bros and anyone who doesn't know that is an idiot. (I may have added that last part) Johnny points out that Dante is the one who protects Sonny, even though he's the sort of man who would shoot a cop in the chest. Dante asks Brook if she told Johnny that she's friends with Sonny. She says she did. Dante asks Brook to leave with him. She does like a good little Spy Hooker.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam is worried Jason will spend life in jail. They look at each other, and what neither of them says is that basically he'd rather go to prison than be stuck on the run with her. He tells her he wishes things could be different, but it's too late to change. He asks if she can forgive him for this choice. She says she can and asks if he wants her to wait for him. Jason says of course, but it has to be her decision. "if you feel that you can't, I'm gonna have to find ...." and then he says something like "find some way, somthin'" Or maybe "I'll have to find a little sumpin' sumpin'"
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Bullpen: Lucky asks Laundromat Lou if he's had any luck finding Jane Morgan. Oh, wait, Jane Morgan isn't going to be Brenda is she? Because there is no way that The Magical Universally Known Brenda Barrett Jax WhoopsNotJax Morgan would be able to get a job at this hospital and no one recognize her. Lou can't find Jane, whoever she is.
Barthelona: Skye and Jax talk about what might have been.
Conference Room: The Forced Coupling Security has been lifted, so Alexis and Sonny rush in to hug their kids. Alexis offers to take Kristina to get a soda. And then, presumably to sew the poodle back on her skirt and hem her pedal pushers.
Loft: Brook and Dante enter through The Mysterious Door. Do you have to shinny up a drain pipe to get to that door? Or did they go up to their floor in Brook's personal elevator and then come over here to argue because her apartment is really only a 3/4 wall? Anyhoo, blah blah Dante warns Brooke about The Danger, and Brook insists there is no The Danger, or whatever very stupid women who want to sleep with mobsters think.
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Loft: Loo finds Dante and Brook fighting. Brook asks Loo to talk to Dante because he sounds like a jealous boyfriend. Brook says it's none of Dante's business and leaves. Loo says Dante actually does sound jealous.
Kelly's al Fresco: Olivia walks by and sees Johnny at the table. She softly tells him hey. He brightly says "hey yourself" Then she sadly goes into Kelly's. Mike gives her free coffee, thus fulfilling his pointlessness for the day. Olivia leaves and tells Johnny she got caught in a shooting, and Ethan was shot. Johnny is alarmed. Olivia says they say Ethan will be okay, but it was literally bloody awful. Johnny is proud of her bravery. (which should mean he wants to play kick the can with Maya's useless head).
Conference room: Sonny asks Carly if he can speak to Michael alone since the judge isn't here. Carly leaves to talk to Alexis. They hilariously walk 4 feet away from where they were standing...as if somehow this four feet has created a wall of isolation. Maybe they got into Wonder Woman's airplane? Carly tells Alexis that Kristina has been in tears about all of this. Alexis thanks her for being there for Kristina.
Conference room: Kristina has her soda. Oh, hell, Alexis, you mean you didn't even take her for an actual soda fountain drink far the hell away from where her boyfriend's father was murdered? You gave her a dollar and sent off by herself to get some cans? That's the saddest bit of parenting I believe I've ever seen on this show. "Here sweeetie, make sure not to use the machines on 12 because they are still mopping up Mr. Bauer's blood!" gawd. Kristina eaveslurks and hears Sonny telling Michael that he can't get into fights on the road crew. Oh, wait, I keep forgetting about Sonny and how remarkably tone deaf he is when it comes to reading his kids. I guess berating your kid for getting into a fight for being taunted that he was raped is significantly worse parenting.
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Jason and Sam keep holding hands and hugging.
Crap, I lent my laptop battery to my mom, and sometimes I unplug the computer and lose everything, including my very insightful rant about the writers creating this drama that Mr. B beat Kiefer, and now Kristina thinks this is all his fault and not Kiefer or Sonny's. Because when Sonny makes Carly cry and feel suicidal, she should really be mad at Deke. and when Keifer would grab handfuls of Kristinas hair and then bounce her head against the ground, she should have only been upset with Mr. Bauer.
Alexis says she heard that Jax when to Barthelona to help Skye.
Jax and Skye have a picnic on the floor of their hotel room because sitting on the floor is a think people in their mid to late 30's treasure so.
Johnny is offended that Olivia compared him to Mr. Bauer. Olivia says he didn't start out crazy, he just lost all perspective. Johnny astutely points out that Mr. B shot up a hospital. Johnny says that Olivia is concerned for Sonny, and that she's afraid he'll break and show Sonny the same lack of mercy Sonny showed Claud. Olivia says she's trying to save him from himself because she loves him. He says he loves her too, but can she love him the way he is. I'm thinking yes. When you hit 40, O is out the do'
Loft: Dante insists that the only woman who could make him jealous is her. Loo teases that making him jealous mght bring a little spice into their relationship. smooching ensues. Also, Loo is wearing a green tank top that has holes with rivets in the shoulder area, and the holes look like they are vomiting chains.
Commercials
Nurse's Station: Lisa sidles happily up to Patrick, glad that her rounds are over. Patrick asks her to please leave him alone. She rushes after him and says she knows she's just the ex-girlfriend, but she's entitled to her feelings too. She wants to talk to him but not here where Robin can walk up on them. He agrees to somewhere public. Gee, I wonder where she'll sugg- "Is Jake's private enough?" Patrick agrees quickly and walks away.
Conference Room: Sonny tells Alexis what Kristina said, that they can all just act like their lives are Mayberryific and it was just that mean ol' K-Dad that got in the way, and now he's gone.
Barthelona: Jax and Skye come in out of the rain which is the weather equivalent of stables. Skye asks Jax if he really thinks he has a family waiting for him.
Corridor: Lucky tells Nik and Stephen that the strangest thing happened to him, he had an idea. He thinks Jane got spooked and may still be in the hospital. Um, why aren't they proceeding both as if she's in the hospital and as if she left?
Jason's Penthouse: Sam snorfles that she'll miss the little things. Their confounded song starts playing softly. They try to figure out what to do for their last couple of hours together. Of course, the answer is dominos. He does smile very sweetly at her as if he isn't counting the seconds until they're apart.
Bullpen: Dante is wearing a pity the fool amount of gold jewelry. Lou is all pissed at Dante for some reason. Something about Jason going back to jail. Dante looks at a file and says "you've gotta be freaking kidding me." My guess is it's a piece of letterhead from the desk of Robert Guza, and written in crack pipe residue, there are the words "and then somehow someone decides that Jason doesn't have to go to jail." and then, barely legible the words "too soon for more monkeys?"
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Kelly's al Fresco: Brook and Dante sit around being anorexic while Dante warns her that Johnny is trouble and went so far as to date a 17 year old girl to get at Sonny. Johnny says Dante sounds just like his father and then alludes to Sonny usually has one woman he's committed to and a petite brunette he's stringing along.
Nik brings the baby's bracelet sans baby to Liz.
Credits
Liz's room: Liz berates Lucky for some reason, and she says her baby was kidnapped because of Jason. Then she digs up Zander and blames him, and then she sends a telegram to Ric. Who's left.
Locker Room: Lisa flaunts her scantily clad body and asks Patrick to admit that she turns him on more than his whiny twit of a wife. He says she's deluded. She says she wasn't deluded when he was having sex with her.
Kelly's al Fresco: Dante yammers about the mythical Lopez Brothers, but Johnny says Sonny framed the Lopez Bros and anyone who doesn't know that is an idiot. (I may have added that last part) Johnny points out that Dante is the one who protects Sonny, even though he's the sort of man who would shoot a cop in the chest. Dante asks Brook if she told Johnny that she's friends with Sonny. She says she did. Dante asks Brook to leave with him. She does like a good little Spy Hooker.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam is worried Jason will spend life in jail. They look at each other, and what neither of them says is that basically he'd rather go to prison than be stuck on the run with her. He tells her he wishes things could be different, but it's too late to change. He asks if she can forgive him for this choice. She says she can and asks if he wants her to wait for him. Jason says of course, but it has to be her decision. "if you feel that you can't, I'm gonna have to find ...." and then he says something like "find some way, somthin'" Or maybe "I'll have to find a little sumpin' sumpin'"
Commercials
Bullpen: Lucky asks Laundromat Lou if he's had any luck finding Jane Morgan. Oh, wait, Jane Morgan isn't going to be Brenda is she? Because there is no way that The Magical Universally Known Brenda Barrett Jax WhoopsNotJax Morgan would be able to get a job at this hospital and no one recognize her. Lou can't find Jane, whoever she is.
Barthelona: Skye and Jax talk about what might have been.
Conference Room: The Forced Coupling Security has been lifted, so Alexis and Sonny rush in to hug their kids. Alexis offers to take Kristina to get a soda. And then, presumably to sew the poodle back on her skirt and hem her pedal pushers.
Loft: Brook and Dante enter through The Mysterious Door. Do you have to shinny up a drain pipe to get to that door? Or did they go up to their floor in Brook's personal elevator and then come over here to argue because her apartment is really only a 3/4 wall? Anyhoo, blah blah Dante warns Brooke about The Danger, and Brook insists there is no The Danger, or whatever very stupid women who want to sleep with mobsters think.
Commercials
Loft: Loo finds Dante and Brook fighting. Brook asks Loo to talk to Dante because he sounds like a jealous boyfriend. Brook says it's none of Dante's business and leaves. Loo says Dante actually does sound jealous.
Kelly's al Fresco: Olivia walks by and sees Johnny at the table. She softly tells him hey. He brightly says "hey yourself" Then she sadly goes into Kelly's. Mike gives her free coffee, thus fulfilling his pointlessness for the day. Olivia leaves and tells Johnny she got caught in a shooting, and Ethan was shot. Johnny is alarmed. Olivia says they say Ethan will be okay, but it was literally bloody awful. Johnny is proud of her bravery. (which should mean he wants to play kick the can with Maya's useless head).
Conference room: Sonny asks Carly if he can speak to Michael alone since the judge isn't here. Carly leaves to talk to Alexis. They hilariously walk 4 feet away from where they were standing...as if somehow this four feet has created a wall of isolation. Maybe they got into Wonder Woman's airplane? Carly tells Alexis that Kristina has been in tears about all of this. Alexis thanks her for being there for Kristina.
Conference room: Kristina has her soda. Oh, hell, Alexis, you mean you didn't even take her for an actual soda fountain drink far the hell away from where her boyfriend's father was murdered? You gave her a dollar and sent off by herself to get some cans? That's the saddest bit of parenting I believe I've ever seen on this show. "Here sweeetie, make sure not to use the machines on 12 because they are still mopping up Mr. Bauer's blood!" gawd. Kristina eaveslurks and hears Sonny telling Michael that he can't get into fights on the road crew. Oh, wait, I keep forgetting about Sonny and how remarkably tone deaf he is when it comes to reading his kids. I guess berating your kid for getting into a fight for being taunted that he was raped is significantly worse parenting.
Commercials
Jason and Sam keep holding hands and hugging.
Crap, I lent my laptop battery to my mom, and sometimes I unplug the computer and lose everything, including my very insightful rant about the writers creating this drama that Mr. B beat Kiefer, and now Kristina thinks this is all his fault and not Kiefer or Sonny's. Because when Sonny makes Carly cry and feel suicidal, she should really be mad at Deke. and when Keifer would grab handfuls of Kristinas hair and then bounce her head against the ground, she should have only been upset with Mr. Bauer.
Alexis says she heard that Jax when to Barthelona to help Skye.
Jax and Skye have a picnic on the floor of their hotel room because sitting on the floor is a think people in their mid to late 30's treasure so.
Johnny is offended that Olivia compared him to Mr. Bauer. Olivia says he didn't start out crazy, he just lost all perspective. Johnny astutely points out that Mr. B shot up a hospital. Johnny says that Olivia is concerned for Sonny, and that she's afraid he'll break and show Sonny the same lack of mercy Sonny showed Claud. Olivia says she's trying to save him from himself because she loves him. He says he loves her too, but can she love him the way he is. I'm thinking yes. When you hit 40, O is out the do'
Loft: Dante insists that the only woman who could make him jealous is her. Loo teases that making him jealous mght bring a little spice into their relationship. smooching ensues. Also, Loo is wearing a green tank top that has holes with rivets in the shoulder area, and the holes look like they are vomiting chains.
Commercials
Nurse's Station: Lisa sidles happily up to Patrick, glad that her rounds are over. Patrick asks her to please leave him alone. She rushes after him and says she knows she's just the ex-girlfriend, but she's entitled to her feelings too. She wants to talk to him but not here where Robin can walk up on them. He agrees to somewhere public. Gee, I wonder where she'll sugg- "Is Jake's private enough?" Patrick agrees quickly and walks away.
Conference Room: Sonny tells Alexis what Kristina said, that they can all just act like their lives are Mayberryific and it was just that mean ol' K-Dad that got in the way, and now he's gone.
Barthelona: Jax and Skye come in out of the rain which is the weather equivalent of stables. Skye asks Jax if he really thinks he has a family waiting for him.
Corridor: Lucky tells Nik and Stephen that the strangest thing happened to him, he had an idea. He thinks Jane got spooked and may still be in the hospital. Um, why aren't they proceeding both as if she's in the hospital and as if she left?
Jason's Penthouse: Sam snorfles that she'll miss the little things. Their confounded song starts playing softly. They try to figure out what to do for their last couple of hours together. Of course, the answer is dominos. He does smile very sweetly at her as if he isn't counting the seconds until they're apart.
Bullpen: Dante is wearing a pity the fool amount of gold jewelry. Lou is all pissed at Dante for some reason. Something about Jason going back to jail. Dante looks at a file and says "you've gotta be freaking kidding me." My guess is it's a piece of letterhead from the desk of Robert Guza, and written in crack pipe residue, there are the words "and then somehow someone decides that Jason doesn't have to go to jail." and then, barely legible the words "too soon for more monkeys?"
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Sounds like Liz is taking a memory walk down whore lane
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"Sam is worried Jason will spend life in jail. They look at each other, and what neither of them says is that basically he'd rather go to prison than be stuck on the run with her."
HAH! And this is the show's grand romantic couple? Gag me! Great recap mad, I was giggling all the way through.
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Your last Bullpen paragraph made me spit my soda out....I wasn't preparred.
Guza Letterhead paper $37.50
Dante's Gold chains $37.50
Crackpipe residue......priceless!!!!!
Thanks Mad!
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can't stop laughing.......Thanks Mrs Mad! Crackpipe residue!!!??? Where does she get this stuff!!! Tooooo Funny!
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Liz's room: Liz berates Lucky for some reason, and she says her baby was kidnapped because of Jason. Then she digs up Zander and blames him, and then she sends a telegram to Ric. Who's left.
Luv ya mad!
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Bullpen: Dante is wearing a pity the fool amount of gold jewelry.
ROFLMAO Mad way too many fantastic segments to highlight your the best!
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