GH 8/26: Hey Baby, Let Me Tell You all My Troubles
Kelly's: Brooke feigns innocence when Michael accuses her of being a Spy Hooker. She acts like it's preposterous. Michael is all "nope. It makes perfect sense." heh. Brooke's response is to be condescending to Michael, but he doesn't take it personally and coolly says she should just admit it. Watch it, Brooke. Looloo shows up to call Brooke names some more.
GH: Maya worries to Dante that Johnny may die.
Cafe Interrogate: Diane looks tired as she informs Sonny of Johnny's dire condition, and Sonny's significant legal woes.
Cabin: Jason uncarries Sam across the threshold, just in case it makes them common law married, I guess. Shots ring out, and they dive back into the cabin. Sam astutely points out that maybe The Danger followed them after all. They look around the room. Jason is probably looking for weapons, and Sam is probably looking for something to cook poorly.
Credits
Wyndermere: Liz talks to sleeping Baby and tells him all her troubles, as people in this town love to do. Nik listens. When she sees him, she tells him she's having a lovely time.
Johnny's room: Dante questions Maya what her gut tells her about Johnny. She says he's wreckless and hates Sonny, but he's also got a soft side. "Despite all the inconvenient mob stuff, I think Johnny's a good guy." and there's the Big O, come to sit and sob by Johnny's bed until my ears bleed. blah blah, you know the drill, she wants him to fight, she's here with him.
Cafe Interrogate: Diane pours them some dixie cups of water and goes over the facts. No gun was found at the scene, and Johnny had no gun shot residue, and there's a recording of Sonny telling a federal prosecutor of his plan to bait Johnny into shooting him and then killing him instead. Sonny's response "get it done" to find some magical way to prove he's telling the truth. He points out that Typelli can just do his Camera Whisperer tricks and get the footage that the trees and bricks filmed of the area.
Cabin: Jason shoots out the window and says if they know he's armed, it will slow them down. Well, that might work, except I'm guessing they all know what kind of gun you're using, and know how many bullets it holds and know how to count that high. What is the point of gun fights when I am 100% certain that no harm will come to either of them.
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Wyndermere: Nik calls Sister Sarah and gossips about Liz. I'm sure she'll love that. Nik says Liz doesn't really want to be here, so he hopes Sarah will give them a graceful out and invite Liz for a visit. Also because Rebecca Herbst needs a little time to actually give birth, recover and bond with her 80th child.
Kelly's: Brooke and Loo have a tedious bicker fight in which they both speak in fake friendly tones while calling each other bitches. and they make clucking sounds with their mouths and are generally annoying. Brooke says she's not going to back off Dante. Bye, Spy Hooker!
Bedside Vigil: And this, my dumplings, is why they invented the fast forward button.
Cafe Interrogate: Diane says Jason is missing, and Sam has done something "ill advised" and not answering his phone, and his Mobmobile (tm Spinelli) has been abandoned. Sonny thinks they should talk to Dante. Diane says "he's the son you shot point blank. in the chest. sound familiar?" She says he's the last person they talk to.
Cabin: Jason reloads. Sam says ridiculous things like "why now when I have everything in my life to live for." She laments that she ran off to be a Naughty Ninja and somehow save him from whatever problem Jason was having with the law. What was it? Being accused of burning down Johnny's warehouse? Is he out on bail?
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Nurse's Station: Oh, I forgot Robin was having a hissy fit at the hospital. She says he has no idea how betrayed she feels. She says this all started with his being relentless to tear down every wall she had. She didn't even like him, but he wore her down and made her believe she loved him, that her heart had found its home. Patrick says he made a mistake and one stupid night doesn't change that. She tells him to stop saying that like it means anything. He's a liar a cheat and the sight of him makes her sick. Finally someone decides to swoop in and stop this spectacle. Stephen takes her shoulders and says she doesn't want to do this right now.
Bullpen: Lisa continues to file her concern about her safety with regard to Robin. Lisa says she and Patrick were serious back in the day, and they slept together, and while Robin has every right to be furious, "but threatening me, the way that she did. It seemed pretty real, so yeah, I am concerned."
Wyndermere: Cam and Jake love the house and want to stay "fowevew and evew." Liz gets a call from Sarah and Nik takes The Boys out to go swimming.
Johnny's room: Dante brings Olivia out into the hall. Dante tells her a lot of lovey dovey son to mommy kinds of things, and she cries and hugs him. He says she deserves the best, and Johnny can't give that. Olivia says she appreciates it but it's not his call. She choo choo chooses Johnny. She tried to push him away, but it wouldn't take. She can't judge Johnny, just love him. Dante says that's that. Olivia wants to know if Sonny really shot an unarmed man. You mean when he shot your son and you managed to be okay with it? or this time? Dante says he doesn't know.
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Cabin: More bullets come through the door. Sam tries to stand, but she can't. She says it's frustrating. Jason says they have to wait until The Danger thinks they ran out of ammo, and then they'll come in here and then obviously he'll be able to kill them all with saucers and his mind or whatever because Duh.
Wyndermere: Nik sits with Liz who tells him that Sarah is in California and having a hard time settling in and asked her to come visit with the boys. Nik says she should go. Liz says she can't b/c The Boys are all having the time of their life, and Nik is bonding with Baby. Nik says Sarah wouldn't have called unless she really needs her. Nik says he'll miss Baby, but he should bond with his aunt too. Liz says he's been so good to them.
Bullpen: Lucky and Lisa sit. Lucky says that he's found Robin to be an extraordinary human being, but he knows the kind of anger adultery can set off. He asks if she wants a restraining order. Lisa says she wanted that when she got here, but now she thinks its an overreaction, and it might exacerbate the situation. She decides to hold off for now but adds "at least you know what's going on if anything happens." She leaves.
Emma's Cottage: Patrick comes home to find Robin packing his things. She gruffly says she's not ready for him yet and to come back in a couple of hours. Patrick says this is their house, and they are married. Robin snaps open a trash bag and says he didn't know that when he slept with Lisa. She says a cheater is like an abuser. A man who cheats will do it again, and she refuses to be cheated on over and over and over. She asks him to come back in a couple of hours, and then she goes to pack some books.
Johnny's room: whoops, I accidentally fast forwarded through it all.
Cafe Interrogate: Dante stops by to talk to Sonny about the lack of evidence to corroborate Sonnys' version of the story. Sonny says he'll always regret shooting Dante. He says Johnny came up to him and pointed a gun, and Sonny shot him in self defense. Dante says he doesn't believe him.
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Emma's Cottage: Patrick saying measly things like he made a mistake. Robin says it's bigger than a mistake, and she's having out of body rage experiences as a result. She politely asks him to have enough courtesy and respect for her to get out of her face until she finishes packing.
Cabin: Jason and Sam keep sitting up and whispering to each other and then ducking when shots are fired.
Cafe Interrogate: Dante says watching Olivia keep vigil by Johnny, it made him realize that Olivia had already done that before with the last unarmed man Sonny shot, namely him. He says he remembers Sonny's dead eyes that day. He knows that Sonny could have shot Johnny without blinking. Sonny mumbles something. muttermuttershoot you? Maybe something like "you think I didn't learn anything when I shot you" Sonny says he learned one of the most important lessons of his life.
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Wyndermere: Liz and The Boys are packed up and ready to leave. Lil Homer says it was fun. Cam shakes his hand in a big goofy way. Cam asks when they can come back. Nik says they are alway welcome. Jakeson takes some fringe on Liz's purse and tickles his face with it. Liz says she'll send him pictures every day. Baby grunts a little. Homer sits with Nik and says he wishes they could stay longer. Poor Homer, he's probably going to be stuck playing dominos with Alfred now.
Emma's Cottage: Robin sorts through CD's while Patrick says they have to do the hard work to be together again. He says he could give her time if it was just the two of them, but Emma needs both of them. He says he'll do whatever it takes, but to give him a chance. Look, guy, she hasn't chopped your balls off, so I'd say she's been more than circumspect about all of this.
Locker room: Lisa makes sure she and Stephen are chatting about something when she opens her locker to find it covered in violent looking grafitti. She gasps in surprise, almost as if someone besides her did this.
Cafe Interrogate: Sonny asks Dante to believe him, not as a cop, but as his son. Sonny is a trip.
GH: Maya worries to Dante that Johnny may die.
Cafe Interrogate: Diane looks tired as she informs Sonny of Johnny's dire condition, and Sonny's significant legal woes.
Cabin: Jason uncarries Sam across the threshold, just in case it makes them common law married, I guess. Shots ring out, and they dive back into the cabin. Sam astutely points out that maybe The Danger followed them after all. They look around the room. Jason is probably looking for weapons, and Sam is probably looking for something to cook poorly.
Credits
Wyndermere: Liz talks to sleeping Baby and tells him all her troubles, as people in this town love to do. Nik listens. When she sees him, she tells him she's having a lovely time.
Johnny's room: Dante questions Maya what her gut tells her about Johnny. She says he's wreckless and hates Sonny, but he's also got a soft side. "Despite all the inconvenient mob stuff, I think Johnny's a good guy." and there's the Big O, come to sit and sob by Johnny's bed until my ears bleed. blah blah, you know the drill, she wants him to fight, she's here with him.
Cafe Interrogate: Diane pours them some dixie cups of water and goes over the facts. No gun was found at the scene, and Johnny had no gun shot residue, and there's a recording of Sonny telling a federal prosecutor of his plan to bait Johnny into shooting him and then killing him instead. Sonny's response "get it done" to find some magical way to prove he's telling the truth. He points out that Typelli can just do his Camera Whisperer tricks and get the footage that the trees and bricks filmed of the area.
Cabin: Jason shoots out the window and says if they know he's armed, it will slow them down. Well, that might work, except I'm guessing they all know what kind of gun you're using, and know how many bullets it holds and know how to count that high. What is the point of gun fights when I am 100% certain that no harm will come to either of them.
Commercials
Wyndermere: Nik calls Sister Sarah and gossips about Liz. I'm sure she'll love that. Nik says Liz doesn't really want to be here, so he hopes Sarah will give them a graceful out and invite Liz for a visit. Also because Rebecca Herbst needs a little time to actually give birth, recover and bond with her 80th child.
Kelly's: Brooke and Loo have a tedious bicker fight in which they both speak in fake friendly tones while calling each other bitches. and they make clucking sounds with their mouths and are generally annoying. Brooke says she's not going to back off Dante. Bye, Spy Hooker!
Bedside Vigil: And this, my dumplings, is why they invented the fast forward button.
Cafe Interrogate: Diane says Jason is missing, and Sam has done something "ill advised" and not answering his phone, and his Mobmobile (tm Spinelli) has been abandoned. Sonny thinks they should talk to Dante. Diane says "he's the son you shot point blank. in the chest. sound familiar?" She says he's the last person they talk to.
Cabin: Jason reloads. Sam says ridiculous things like "why now when I have everything in my life to live for." She laments that she ran off to be a Naughty Ninja and somehow save him from whatever problem Jason was having with the law. What was it? Being accused of burning down Johnny's warehouse? Is he out on bail?
Commercials
Nurse's Station: Oh, I forgot Robin was having a hissy fit at the hospital. She says he has no idea how betrayed she feels. She says this all started with his being relentless to tear down every wall she had. She didn't even like him, but he wore her down and made her believe she loved him, that her heart had found its home. Patrick says he made a mistake and one stupid night doesn't change that. She tells him to stop saying that like it means anything. He's a liar a cheat and the sight of him makes her sick. Finally someone decides to swoop in and stop this spectacle. Stephen takes her shoulders and says she doesn't want to do this right now.
Bullpen: Lisa continues to file her concern about her safety with regard to Robin. Lisa says she and Patrick were serious back in the day, and they slept together, and while Robin has every right to be furious, "but threatening me, the way that she did. It seemed pretty real, so yeah, I am concerned."
Wyndermere: Cam and Jake love the house and want to stay "fowevew and evew." Liz gets a call from Sarah and Nik takes The Boys out to go swimming.
Johnny's room: Dante brings Olivia out into the hall. Dante tells her a lot of lovey dovey son to mommy kinds of things, and she cries and hugs him. He says she deserves the best, and Johnny can't give that. Olivia says she appreciates it but it's not his call. She choo choo chooses Johnny. She tried to push him away, but it wouldn't take. She can't judge Johnny, just love him. Dante says that's that. Olivia wants to know if Sonny really shot an unarmed man. You mean when he shot your son and you managed to be okay with it? or this time? Dante says he doesn't know.
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Cabin: More bullets come through the door. Sam tries to stand, but she can't. She says it's frustrating. Jason says they have to wait until The Danger thinks they ran out of ammo, and then they'll come in here and then obviously he'll be able to kill them all with saucers and his mind or whatever because Duh.
Wyndermere: Nik sits with Liz who tells him that Sarah is in California and having a hard time settling in and asked her to come visit with the boys. Nik says she should go. Liz says she can't b/c The Boys are all having the time of their life, and Nik is bonding with Baby. Nik says Sarah wouldn't have called unless she really needs her. Nik says he'll miss Baby, but he should bond with his aunt too. Liz says he's been so good to them.
Bullpen: Lucky and Lisa sit. Lucky says that he's found Robin to be an extraordinary human being, but he knows the kind of anger adultery can set off. He asks if she wants a restraining order. Lisa says she wanted that when she got here, but now she thinks its an overreaction, and it might exacerbate the situation. She decides to hold off for now but adds "at least you know what's going on if anything happens." She leaves.
Emma's Cottage: Patrick comes home to find Robin packing his things. She gruffly says she's not ready for him yet and to come back in a couple of hours. Patrick says this is their house, and they are married. Robin snaps open a trash bag and says he didn't know that when he slept with Lisa. She says a cheater is like an abuser. A man who cheats will do it again, and she refuses to be cheated on over and over and over. She asks him to come back in a couple of hours, and then she goes to pack some books.
Johnny's room: whoops, I accidentally fast forwarded through it all.
Cafe Interrogate: Dante stops by to talk to Sonny about the lack of evidence to corroborate Sonnys' version of the story. Sonny says he'll always regret shooting Dante. He says Johnny came up to him and pointed a gun, and Sonny shot him in self defense. Dante says he doesn't believe him.
Commercials
Emma's Cottage: Patrick saying measly things like he made a mistake. Robin says it's bigger than a mistake, and she's having out of body rage experiences as a result. She politely asks him to have enough courtesy and respect for her to get out of her face until she finishes packing.
Cabin: Jason and Sam keep sitting up and whispering to each other and then ducking when shots are fired.
Cafe Interrogate: Dante says watching Olivia keep vigil by Johnny, it made him realize that Olivia had already done that before with the last unarmed man Sonny shot, namely him. He says he remembers Sonny's dead eyes that day. He knows that Sonny could have shot Johnny without blinking. Sonny mumbles something. muttermuttershoot you? Maybe something like "you think I didn't learn anything when I shot you" Sonny says he learned one of the most important lessons of his life.
Commercials
Wyndermere: Liz and The Boys are packed up and ready to leave. Lil Homer says it was fun. Cam shakes his hand in a big goofy way. Cam asks when they can come back. Nik says they are alway welcome. Jakeson takes some fringe on Liz's purse and tickles his face with it. Liz says she'll send him pictures every day. Baby grunts a little. Homer sits with Nik and says he wishes they could stay longer. Poor Homer, he's probably going to be stuck playing dominos with Alfred now.
Emma's Cottage: Robin sorts through CD's while Patrick says they have to do the hard work to be together again. He says he could give her time if it was just the two of them, but Emma needs both of them. He says he'll do whatever it takes, but to give him a chance. Look, guy, she hasn't chopped your balls off, so I'd say she's been more than circumspect about all of this.
Locker room: Lisa makes sure she and Stephen are chatting about something when she opens her locker to find it covered in violent looking grafitti. She gasps in surprise, almost as if someone besides her did this.
Cafe Interrogate: Sonny asks Dante to believe him, not as a cop, but as his son. Sonny is a trip.
Doesn't sound like something that I'll need to watch tonight. Maybe tomorrow will be better!!!
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Ah Mad I don't know how you manage to make these mundane days so hilarious.
P.S. though...I am floving Michael these days!
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I soo prefer reading your recaps over watching the real show! Cause it sounds like it is the same crap as always.
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Mrs Mad, you're cookin' and I'm DONE! ROTF@"her 80th child"!
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He points out that Typelli can just do his Camera Whisperer tricks and get the footage that the trees and bricks filmed of the area.
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