GH 8/31: I Do This Because I Love You
Loft: Brooke spills the beans and feeds them to the cat she let out of the bag that Carly paid her to try to get Dante into bed, but she has finally realized that Dante has always been her friend, and that Looloo has never done anything to her, (and also the only way to accomplish her goal is to rape a dude, and even a Spy Hooker like her has enough ethics to see that's just wrong.) Loo begs Carly to tell her that Brooke is lying. Carly says Brooke is telling the truth, BUT that Carly did all of this because she loves Looloo.
Italy: Someone knocks at Brenda's door and says he's a detective. She opens the door enough to grab his badge, and then thoroughly inspects it. She has either worked a few years as a bartender, or she's studied up on badges for fun b/c she recognizes it as a legit Interpol badge. Mr. Pol tells her that the guy who attacked her face is not just a fan who is sick of her giggle, as everyone had suspected, but rather A Danger.
Court Room: Sonny is in a suit'n'shackles and speaks with Diane before his hearing. Fingers and toes crossed that it's Judge Country!
Cabin: I missed yesterday. Last I saw, Jason had the cabin and all The Danger surrounded. But now Lucky apparently has shown up and thus deflated Jason's super powers b/c now they are all trapped back in the cabin, and someone has thrown a big pile of fire into the room. And these brain trusts stand around and stare at the fire without making even the most feeble of attempts to put it out with the blanket. Sam, Girl Genius, points out that if they make a run for it they'll be shot, and Jason reminds her "not if they don't know what's coming." Which is namely Steve Burton's agent has shit like this covered, y'all, and not only will they survive, they will do so looking particularly muscle-y.
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GH: Last I saw Lisa, Robin and Patrick, one of them got hit by a car, one of the joined the Ladies Who Lurch Club and was hitting a pedestrian with her car, and one of them was feeling sorry for himself that he couldn't have his cake and eat it out too. Currently, my guess is Lisa is in one of those rooms that beeps. Mac is chastising Robin for leaving him out of the loop that she had a crazy pants with which to deal. If Mac knows anything, he knows this: You can get shot point blank in the chest all you want, and you'll be fine in a day or two...but become the target of a blond whose cheese done slipped off her cracker...in this town? It's then time to batten down the hatches and pray for daylight! Robin says Lisa is just trying to make her look like the crazy one. Mac says he's going to protect her and will do so by saying that Robin hit Lisa with her car by accident. Robin insists that it wasn't an accident. Robin is probably very smart for a doctor and all, but she is kind of stupid for a person.
Loft: Loo yells at Carly that Carly lied to her when she said she forgave her. Carly begins speaking mouthful of lies, and all over the tri-state area every needle on every lie detector machine begins to quiver and shake at such a pace that a few fingers are lost as people try to figure out what is going on. Carly lies that she was doing this to protect Loo b/c Carly was afraid for Loo when she found out that Dante was Sonny's son. Carly is indignant and offended that Loo doesn't see how much she loves Looloo and wanted nothing but the best for her. heh. Carly is so awesome sometimes. If you tell a lie big enough, no one will believe it's a lie. Brooke tries to interject that Carly is lying and that Carly gave explicit instructions that Brooke was to do everything in her power to break Loo and Dante up. Brooke loses, though, b/c Loo doesn't want to believe the worst of Carly, and Loo is incapable of believing a Spy Hooker is telling the truth. Carly gently and with loving care tells Loo how afraid she is for her b/c Sonny breaks her heart over and over, and she doesn't want Dante to do the same to Looloo
Court room: it's some Lady Judge. Booo! Diane and Walsh have opening statements. Walsh looks delighted to be prosecuting Sonny. She argues that Sonny's jumping bail is a certainty. Diane remains calm and smooth. The judge seems to be going for Walsh's arguments, so Diane blurts out "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
Italy: Mr. Pol talks about all the Brenda Backlash that has been happening on The Danger market on account of how she's basically been being Batwoman for protecting children and flushing out blood diamonds. This has apparently angered Comic Book Badguy Everywhere. Now one particular bad guy has targeted her. Oh, and the name of the new The Danger? He's called The Balkan. Because they gayestwad name of Aztec Princess had already been taken.
Burning Cabin: The cabin continues to burn, and they continue to be impervious to smoke. Lucky suggests they split up. He goes out the front, and Jason goes out the back, and I can't craft a threesome joke quickly enough. But then Jason and Sam go out the back, and Jason fires a couple of times, and they stop running right outside the back door. And apparently all the bad guys quit shooting.
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Lisa's Room: Shawn D visits Lisa, and she thanks him and giggles. Shawn makes it clear that Robin is his sis-in-law. She says she understands his loyalties, and that she and Patrick gave into their passion, and she understands Robin is having a hard time with this. She says she's worried about how Patrick is dealing with Robin's flipping out. Shawn asks if she's sayng she thinks Robin hit her on purpose. Lisa says, "I was standing in plain sight, on a well lit street, and she saw me, she aimed her car at me on purpose." Shawn says that makes no sense. Lisa continues to pretend to be logical and sane and says "Okay, alright, then what is more likely? That she ran me down? Or that I threw myself in front of a moving vehicle to make her look bad." She says she and Patrick have history, but so does Robin. Shawn is apalled that Lisa is going to throw Robin's boring PPD storyline into this Awesome Lady Goes Crazy Again In GH storyline.
GH; long and short, Mac just wants to close this case so that all the dirty laundry doesn't muck up the joint. Robin refuses to close the case b/c she doesn't want it closed until Lisa is revealed to be the Crazy Pants Loon that she is. Mac leaves. Patrick says he's so sorry. Robin's answer is "Right now, I just hate you, and I hate everthing that's happening." she clomps off.
Italy: Brenda tells Agent Interpol that she's never heard of The Balkan. and then Detective Interpol proceeds to say The Balkan so many times that I want The Balkan to chop his head off post haste. He must say it 7 times in a 40 second scene. I would love Brenda forever if she'd say "Maybe a dingo ate your balkan." Anyhoo you've heard this story before. Super dangerous The Danger. Probably only Jason, Jax or Sonny will be able to stop him. Maybe they all have to team up by pressing their cock rings together "form of a Manatee. Form of a Giant mini blind. Form of Cooter from Dukes of Hazard!"
Courthouse: Diane tattles that Walsh has pursued a romantic relationship with Sonny. Um, hear to the say much, Diane? Walsh says that any of the recording will prove she's right. Diane says that Sonny was trying to get into Walsh's pants, so they can't assume he was being honest on the recordings. Um,....but he is gonna be saying he's gonna kill a dude, though, right? Judge Token calls Dante to the stand.
Cabin: Jason and Sam continue to "hide" 3 feet from the cabin. Lucky comes running up to them. I just can't tell you how much I don't like the mob. I don't like that the heroes murder people for a living. I never will. But dudes, if you are going to have a gun fight every 3 months, can you please at least make some effort to make it seem like anyone is in any danger? I mean, whatever, I dig it that a real shoot out is incredibly complicated and expensive to film. But maybe add that clown from Poletergeist to be sitting in the corner. Still creeps me out. Or a ventrilloquist dummy! the Worst! Close up of Heidi Montag's scars. something that is actually scary is what is missing in these scenes.
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Loft: Brooke becomes a wee bit hysterical and says Carly is twisting everything around. It is amusing to watch her b/c she did come clean b/c she finally sees what a nightmare Carly is and feels bad abouthurting Looloo for no reason, but Carly is the person who trained The Man With Red Eyes from A Wrinkle in Time. She is now hypnotizing Looloo into believing that everything she says is true. Carly is not afraid, however, to reveal to Brooke that Brooke is totally right bout her (Carly), that she(Carly) is lying and still going to try to torture Looloo, but if Brook doesn't shut up about it, then Carly will be perfectly happy to add Brooke to her List of Those Tortured in '010.
Italy: Brenda assures Mr. Interpol that she doesn't need any help.
Courthouse: Judge Token sets bail at $3 million. Dollars. (based on Dante's testimony) Dante tells Sonny that Michael said Sonny doesn't lie to his kids, and he's banking on that. psst, Dante, I personally love the New Michael, but he remains a bit helenkellery about Sonny. Sonny and Walsh meet face to face, and she says she's free again. Sonny leaves, but she remembers kissing him and saying she doesn't trust herself around him. In the present, she looks like she's lost some of her previous bluster that she had when she was playing Career Obsessed Prosecutor.
Cabin: chitty chitty bang bang
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Lisa's Room: Robin (and her totally cute top that is cream colored and looks like it was twisted into a knot and dried that way and then unraveled and worn, and I mean that in a good way) comes into Lisa's room to tell her that soon everyone will know how crazy Lisa is.
Elevators: Shawn D breaks the news that he's totally fallen for Lisa's craziness. Shawn says that "maybe the person who is losing their mind here isn't Lisa. Maybe it's Robin!" I want so much for more people to come to this opinion. 1. b/c Robin is annoying, so that would be awesome. 2. b/c why bother to go down a path unless you are gonna go wayyyyy down the path.
Courthouse: Dante tells Walsh that Sonny is a Truth Teller. Sure, whatever, he totally shoots unarmed men in the chest without feeling bad, but on this particular time he didn't, so shouldn't they try to fix this. Walsh says she's heard a thing or two about a thing or two with regard to attractive people choosing to believe that Sonny is good and innocent and a victim and to be protected. She warns him to be careful. Good job, Walsh. Now go warn yourself and hook up with Lucky!
Loft: carly holds her arms out to her side in what I like to call the universal sign for Jesus Loves the Little Children and says she hopes Loo can understand why she did what she did. Loo says she's concerned about Sonny's latest trial for shooting Johnny. Carly, for some insane reason, is just now learning that this is even a thing. Sonny calls her, and she answers angrily asking if he made bail. Sonny is already leavin' on a jet plane and says Diane will bring her something from him.
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Lisa's Room: Lisa says she should call for security,a nd says Robin's paranoia shows she's on a psychotic break. Robin says taking Emma showed even Patrick that Lisa is dangerous. Lisa says that unless Robin gets help, Patrick and Emma are better of without Robin in their lives. Patrick shows up and drags Robin out of the room. What I love about this scene is that Lisa would be able to see Patrick outside the door and know when to push Robin's buttons, so that Robin is calling her a sick bitch and threatening her. Patrick says Robin should just stay way from her. She asks why, and he says he's scared what Lisa could do to their family, but clearly he's a bit uncertain if Lisa doesn't also need a smidge of protection from Crazy Robin.
Italy: Brenda is on a stupid site called Finder Spyder. Adrienne shows up and has just talked to Agent Interpol. Brenda says he's a bit dramatic. Ade says she'll be dead if she doesn't start paying attention.
Private Plane: Tiny, baby Brenda and hotty youngin' Sonny chat in a brick covered alley. It's at a time when they've broken up, and Sonny is in The Danger, but she wants him to run away so "this thing doesn't crash around his head." He says that would feel like running away. He was facing charges. I can't remember what this would have been about. She's afraid for him. She only wants him to be okay. He tickles his fingertips with with ends of her hair and makes a gutteral moan. Then he lifts her up and slams her against a brick wall and kisses her. I like playing this game. I know I was single. But no longer a virgin. Probably couldn't cook yet and was studying psychology when that first aired. Anyone that can give me an original airdate, and I'll check my work.
Corinthaus: Diane breaks the news to Dante that Sonny fled. He calls the authorities.
Cabin: Jason tells Sam to be careful. He kisses her, an then he runs off....just like Judd Nelson did that time to save Molly Ringwald! So romantic!
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Cabin: Well, I hope you are sitting down when I tell you the shocking news that Jason managed to kill The Danger during commercial break. Whew. We can all breathe a sigh of relief that Sam and Lucky made it out alive as well.
Loft: Dante comes home and kisses Loo and whines that he believed in his creepy, slimy murderous father, and he got disappointed.
Metrocourt: Carly meets Diane and already knows Sonny left the country. Diane gives her an envelope, but Carly doesn't bother to read it b/c she thinks Sonny is more predictable that I do. Diane says she doesn't have any answers for Carly. She asks why Carly cares so much. She is angry at Carly and says Carly made it clear she's done jumping through hoops for him,....so wherever he's gone, just let him. Carly puts on her her terrorevilpout face.
Italy: Adrienne tries to get Brenda to at least pretend to be afraid that an entity with a "The" in it is after her. Brenda is very zen about The The.
Private Plane: Sonny looks at Yankee tickets b/c it's been a full 6 days since someone reminded us all about baseball. Pilot says they'll be landing in Columbia soon. Sonny says they are going to Italy b/c he's got someone he's got to see. I can Not wait until Michael falls in love with Brenda and then tries to kill her with a pillow.
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Italy: Someone knocks at Brenda's door and says he's a detective. She opens the door enough to grab his badge, and then thoroughly inspects it. She has either worked a few years as a bartender, or she's studied up on badges for fun b/c she recognizes it as a legit Interpol badge. Mr. Pol tells her that the guy who attacked her face is not just a fan who is sick of her giggle, as everyone had suspected, but rather A Danger.
Court Room: Sonny is in a suit'n'shackles and speaks with Diane before his hearing. Fingers and toes crossed that it's Judge Country!
Cabin: I missed yesterday. Last I saw, Jason had the cabin and all The Danger surrounded. But now Lucky apparently has shown up and thus deflated Jason's super powers b/c now they are all trapped back in the cabin, and someone has thrown a big pile of fire into the room. And these brain trusts stand around and stare at the fire without making even the most feeble of attempts to put it out with the blanket. Sam, Girl Genius, points out that if they make a run for it they'll be shot, and Jason reminds her "not if they don't know what's coming." Which is namely Steve Burton's agent has shit like this covered, y'all, and not only will they survive, they will do so looking particularly muscle-y.
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GH: Last I saw Lisa, Robin and Patrick, one of them got hit by a car, one of the joined the Ladies Who Lurch Club and was hitting a pedestrian with her car, and one of them was feeling sorry for himself that he couldn't have his cake and eat it out too. Currently, my guess is Lisa is in one of those rooms that beeps. Mac is chastising Robin for leaving him out of the loop that she had a crazy pants with which to deal. If Mac knows anything, he knows this: You can get shot point blank in the chest all you want, and you'll be fine in a day or two...but become the target of a blond whose cheese done slipped off her cracker...in this town? It's then time to batten down the hatches and pray for daylight! Robin says Lisa is just trying to make her look like the crazy one. Mac says he's going to protect her and will do so by saying that Robin hit Lisa with her car by accident. Robin insists that it wasn't an accident. Robin is probably very smart for a doctor and all, but she is kind of stupid for a person.
Loft: Loo yells at Carly that Carly lied to her when she said she forgave her. Carly begins speaking mouthful of lies, and all over the tri-state area every needle on every lie detector machine begins to quiver and shake at such a pace that a few fingers are lost as people try to figure out what is going on. Carly lies that she was doing this to protect Loo b/c Carly was afraid for Loo when she found out that Dante was Sonny's son. Carly is indignant and offended that Loo doesn't see how much she loves Looloo and wanted nothing but the best for her. heh. Carly is so awesome sometimes. If you tell a lie big enough, no one will believe it's a lie. Brooke tries to interject that Carly is lying and that Carly gave explicit instructions that Brooke was to do everything in her power to break Loo and Dante up. Brooke loses, though, b/c Loo doesn't want to believe the worst of Carly, and Loo is incapable of believing a Spy Hooker is telling the truth. Carly gently and with loving care tells Loo how afraid she is for her b/c Sonny breaks her heart over and over, and she doesn't want Dante to do the same to Looloo
Court room: it's some Lady Judge. Booo! Diane and Walsh have opening statements. Walsh looks delighted to be prosecuting Sonny. She argues that Sonny's jumping bail is a certainty. Diane remains calm and smooth. The judge seems to be going for Walsh's arguments, so Diane blurts out "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
Italy: Mr. Pol talks about all the Brenda Backlash that has been happening on The Danger market on account of how she's basically been being Batwoman for protecting children and flushing out blood diamonds. This has apparently angered Comic Book Badguy Everywhere. Now one particular bad guy has targeted her. Oh, and the name of the new The Danger? He's called The Balkan. Because they gayestwad name of Aztec Princess had already been taken.
Burning Cabin: The cabin continues to burn, and they continue to be impervious to smoke. Lucky suggests they split up. He goes out the front, and Jason goes out the back, and I can't craft a threesome joke quickly enough. But then Jason and Sam go out the back, and Jason fires a couple of times, and they stop running right outside the back door. And apparently all the bad guys quit shooting.
Commercials
Lisa's Room: Shawn D visits Lisa, and she thanks him and giggles. Shawn makes it clear that Robin is his sis-in-law. She says she understands his loyalties, and that she and Patrick gave into their passion, and she understands Robin is having a hard time with this. She says she's worried about how Patrick is dealing with Robin's flipping out. Shawn asks if she's sayng she thinks Robin hit her on purpose. Lisa says, "I was standing in plain sight, on a well lit street, and she saw me, she aimed her car at me on purpose." Shawn says that makes no sense. Lisa continues to pretend to be logical and sane and says "Okay, alright, then what is more likely? That she ran me down? Or that I threw myself in front of a moving vehicle to make her look bad." She says she and Patrick have history, but so does Robin. Shawn is apalled that Lisa is going to throw Robin's boring PPD storyline into this Awesome Lady Goes Crazy Again In GH storyline.
GH; long and short, Mac just wants to close this case so that all the dirty laundry doesn't muck up the joint. Robin refuses to close the case b/c she doesn't want it closed until Lisa is revealed to be the Crazy Pants Loon that she is. Mac leaves. Patrick says he's so sorry. Robin's answer is "Right now, I just hate you, and I hate everthing that's happening." she clomps off.
Italy: Brenda tells Agent Interpol that she's never heard of The Balkan. and then Detective Interpol proceeds to say The Balkan so many times that I want The Balkan to chop his head off post haste. He must say it 7 times in a 40 second scene. I would love Brenda forever if she'd say "Maybe a dingo ate your balkan." Anyhoo you've heard this story before. Super dangerous The Danger. Probably only Jason, Jax or Sonny will be able to stop him. Maybe they all have to team up by pressing their cock rings together "form of a Manatee. Form of a Giant mini blind. Form of Cooter from Dukes of Hazard!"
Courthouse: Diane tattles that Walsh has pursued a romantic relationship with Sonny. Um, hear to the say much, Diane? Walsh says that any of the recording will prove she's right. Diane says that Sonny was trying to get into Walsh's pants, so they can't assume he was being honest on the recordings. Um,....but he is gonna be saying he's gonna kill a dude, though, right? Judge Token calls Dante to the stand.
Cabin: Jason and Sam continue to "hide" 3 feet from the cabin. Lucky comes running up to them. I just can't tell you how much I don't like the mob. I don't like that the heroes murder people for a living. I never will. But dudes, if you are going to have a gun fight every 3 months, can you please at least make some effort to make it seem like anyone is in any danger? I mean, whatever, I dig it that a real shoot out is incredibly complicated and expensive to film. But maybe add that clown from Poletergeist to be sitting in the corner. Still creeps me out. Or a ventrilloquist dummy! the Worst! Close up of Heidi Montag's scars. something that is actually scary is what is missing in these scenes.
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Loft: Brooke becomes a wee bit hysterical and says Carly is twisting everything around. It is amusing to watch her b/c she did come clean b/c she finally sees what a nightmare Carly is and feels bad abouthurting Looloo for no reason, but Carly is the person who trained The Man With Red Eyes from A Wrinkle in Time. She is now hypnotizing Looloo into believing that everything she says is true. Carly is not afraid, however, to reveal to Brooke that Brooke is totally right bout her (Carly), that she(Carly) is lying and still going to try to torture Looloo, but if Brook doesn't shut up about it, then Carly will be perfectly happy to add Brooke to her List of Those Tortured in '010.
Italy: Brenda assures Mr. Interpol that she doesn't need any help.
Courthouse: Judge Token sets bail at $3 million. Dollars. (based on Dante's testimony) Dante tells Sonny that Michael said Sonny doesn't lie to his kids, and he's banking on that. psst, Dante, I personally love the New Michael, but he remains a bit helenkellery about Sonny. Sonny and Walsh meet face to face, and she says she's free again. Sonny leaves, but she remembers kissing him and saying she doesn't trust herself around him. In the present, she looks like she's lost some of her previous bluster that she had when she was playing Career Obsessed Prosecutor.
Cabin: chitty chitty bang bang
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Lisa's Room: Robin (and her totally cute top that is cream colored and looks like it was twisted into a knot and dried that way and then unraveled and worn, and I mean that in a good way) comes into Lisa's room to tell her that soon everyone will know how crazy Lisa is.
Elevators: Shawn D breaks the news that he's totally fallen for Lisa's craziness. Shawn says that "maybe the person who is losing their mind here isn't Lisa. Maybe it's Robin!" I want so much for more people to come to this opinion. 1. b/c Robin is annoying, so that would be awesome. 2. b/c why bother to go down a path unless you are gonna go wayyyyy down the path.
Courthouse: Dante tells Walsh that Sonny is a Truth Teller. Sure, whatever, he totally shoots unarmed men in the chest without feeling bad, but on this particular time he didn't, so shouldn't they try to fix this. Walsh says she's heard a thing or two about a thing or two with regard to attractive people choosing to believe that Sonny is good and innocent and a victim and to be protected. She warns him to be careful. Good job, Walsh. Now go warn yourself and hook up with Lucky!
Loft: carly holds her arms out to her side in what I like to call the universal sign for Jesus Loves the Little Children and says she hopes Loo can understand why she did what she did. Loo says she's concerned about Sonny's latest trial for shooting Johnny. Carly, for some insane reason, is just now learning that this is even a thing. Sonny calls her, and she answers angrily asking if he made bail. Sonny is already leavin' on a jet plane and says Diane will bring her something from him.
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Lisa's Room: Lisa says she should call for security,a nd says Robin's paranoia shows she's on a psychotic break. Robin says taking Emma showed even Patrick that Lisa is dangerous. Lisa says that unless Robin gets help, Patrick and Emma are better of without Robin in their lives. Patrick shows up and drags Robin out of the room. What I love about this scene is that Lisa would be able to see Patrick outside the door and know when to push Robin's buttons, so that Robin is calling her a sick bitch and threatening her. Patrick says Robin should just stay way from her. She asks why, and he says he's scared what Lisa could do to their family, but clearly he's a bit uncertain if Lisa doesn't also need a smidge of protection from Crazy Robin.
Italy: Brenda is on a stupid site called Finder Spyder. Adrienne shows up and has just talked to Agent Interpol. Brenda says he's a bit dramatic. Ade says she'll be dead if she doesn't start paying attention.
Private Plane: Tiny, baby Brenda and hotty youngin' Sonny chat in a brick covered alley. It's at a time when they've broken up, and Sonny is in The Danger, but she wants him to run away so "this thing doesn't crash around his head." He says that would feel like running away. He was facing charges. I can't remember what this would have been about. She's afraid for him. She only wants him to be okay. He tickles his fingertips with with ends of her hair and makes a gutteral moan. Then he lifts her up and slams her against a brick wall and kisses her. I like playing this game. I know I was single. But no longer a virgin. Probably couldn't cook yet and was studying psychology when that first aired. Anyone that can give me an original airdate, and I'll check my work.
Corinthaus: Diane breaks the news to Dante that Sonny fled. He calls the authorities.
Cabin: Jason tells Sam to be careful. He kisses her, an then he runs off....just like Judd Nelson did that time to save Molly Ringwald! So romantic!
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Cabin: Well, I hope you are sitting down when I tell you the shocking news that Jason managed to kill The Danger during commercial break. Whew. We can all breathe a sigh of relief that Sam and Lucky made it out alive as well.
Loft: Dante comes home and kisses Loo and whines that he believed in his creepy, slimy murderous father, and he got disappointed.
Metrocourt: Carly meets Diane and already knows Sonny left the country. Diane gives her an envelope, but Carly doesn't bother to read it b/c she thinks Sonny is more predictable that I do. Diane says she doesn't have any answers for Carly. She asks why Carly cares so much. She is angry at Carly and says Carly made it clear she's done jumping through hoops for him,....so wherever he's gone, just let him. Carly puts on her her terrorevilpout face.
Italy: Adrienne tries to get Brenda to at least pretend to be afraid that an entity with a "The" in it is after her. Brenda is very zen about The The.
Private Plane: Sonny looks at Yankee tickets b/c it's been a full 6 days since someone reminded us all about baseball. Pilot says they'll be landing in Columbia soon. Sonny says they are going to Italy b/c he's got someone he's got to see. I can Not wait until Michael falls in love with Brenda and then tries to kill her with a pillow.
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"...whose cheese done slipped off her cracker" Gotta remember that one.
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Italy: Brenda says she's never heard of The Balkan. and then Detective Interpol proceeds to say The Balkan so many times that I want The Balkan to chop his head off post haste. He must say it 7 times in a 40 second scene. I would love Brenda forever if she'd say "Maybe a dingo ate your balkan." Anyhoo you've heard this story before. Super dangerous The Danger. Probably only Jason, Jax or Sonny will be able to stop him. Maybe they all have to team up by pressing their cock rings together "form of a Manatee. Form of a Giant mini blind. Form of Cooter from Dukes of Hazard!"
O M G Mad!!! I almost peed my capris laughing so hard. I think I pulled a rib.
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LMAO...ditto!
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I have to say I giggled a little myself. heh
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A little? I laughed so hard I could barely breathe!
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I personally love the New Michael, but he remains a bit helenkellery about Sonny.
ROFLMAO @ Helenkellery.
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THIS is too funny!!! Great Caps!
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Great capping!! LOL...there still in that cabin!!?? Sonny was tried and freed over the Clawding quicker than Jasus is getting out of this latest danger. If it weren't so damn boring I might even remember who or what the danger is about. Same goes for Madame Brenda (that's my new image of her...Waylan Flower's Madame!!)
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Mad, OMG you are the greatest! I was laughing sooo hard...I had tears running down my face!
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"but become the target of a blond whose cheese done slipped off her cracker...in this town?"
LOL!
And, the pressing rings together. Oh, man, genius. ROFL!
"Anyone that can give me an original airdate, and I'll check my work."
I want to say '93-ish? (I play this game a lot too: I'm Brenda's age) I think I was newly single, loving living on my own for the first time. Man, what a kiss. Man, oh, man. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
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