YnR 1/3: Drugged Fake Rape Babies for Everyone!
Previously on Young and Restless:
we finally learn The Big Terrible Thing Billy did in Myanmar. Victoria and Billy learn that they finally got a hit on their adoption profile that they set up a year ago, so the scurry home from their honeymoon. Crazy Ass Annie Lavery nee Novak shows up on New Year's Eve to spill the beans. Her claim is that Billy raped her. Billy insists this isn't true, but unfortunately he was blacked out for most of the night. Crazy Ass Annie reveals her (not at all surprising) pregnant belly.
I don't know why they are throwing in the rape nonsense. No way do I buy Billy raped this woman. Knocking up some other woman is sufficient to break Victoria's barren heart.
Also, Nikki fakes being drunk to find out what Deacon really knows about the night that Everyone Murdered Diane. and Victor is mad at her, so he revenge proposes to Sharon. Who? Is sleeping with Adam again. Because she's even crazier than Annie. I love mean ol' evil Adam, and I even like Sharon and Adam together, but how could she ever get it up for a man who was going to let her rot in prison for 3 decades? But Sharon can't learn a damn thing to save her life and later tells a drunk Adam that Victor proposed. Yes, dummy, this should work out splendidly for you. geesh.
Avery finally notices that Nick and Phyllis sort of have a thing. She acts all withering and hurt by this. Avery is kind of dumb sometimes. Nick admits he still loves Phyllis, and then goes to her apartment. and Phyllis, who has been having sex with Ronan all night, jumps into his arms. Phyllis might be kind of a slut, y'all.
Horribly Annoying Patty is a mess all over the place, as usual, and she drugs Jack and then crawls into bed with him. Jack wakes up later to find a cat staring at him. This would not normally be unsettling, but if you have a Patty in your life, it's up there with clown dolls and horse heads.
Gen hires Ronan for some private dick work, as in detective.
Victor sadly sits in jail and remembers ringing in the New Year when Nikki and his Stache were so very, very young. He cries that he'll always be here for Nikki.
On with today
Phyllis' Bordello: Nick stayed the night. apparently he wants them to be a couple now b/c he condescended to be in love with her again. Phyllis is confused. and probably in need of cranberry juice.
House of Hideous Sofa: Victoria's Hair: It's twisted into a bun in the back, which actually looks quite nice. From the front, however, it looks as if she combed it back with seahorse skeletons. But then there are some distressed yet gorgeous tendrils framing her tired face. She leaves a message for her mom.
Jail: Sharon turns down victor's proposal. He insists they continue on with this baffling storyline.
Gym Bar: The Violins of Awesome play as Nikki starts chirping into Adam's ear about how much it blows that Sharon and Victor are engaged. Adam wants to believe that there must be some dark magic afoot to cause Sharon to do this. Nikki wants to hire a huntsman to bring her the heart of the woman Victor deemed as the youngest and fairest of them all.
Gym Bar: Billy finds Crazy Ass Annie chatting with some dude and warns him off.
Phyllis' Bordello: Nick says Avery helped him realize he still has feelings for her and still wants her. (b/c how could Nick ever realize anything that someone didn't tell him) He tells her he ended things with Avery. Phyllis says Ronan dumped her too. (oh, I missed that part. She's a little less slutty, then, I guess? Sorry, Phyl!) but does this mean Nick and Phyllis are together? They are hot and all, but I liked Ronan and Avery with them instead.
Jail: Victor keeps offering safety and security. B/c he's going to let her twist in the wind if she doesn't marry him? She reasonably points out that she's going to be there for him without being married. I wish she'd say, so why can't you be nice to me without asking me to marry you? Nevermind, I just realized that it's boring and embarrassing to watch Nick be a shithead about keeping Faith from her mom b/c of Adam, but it's creepy and hilarious to watch Sharon and Adam have sex while she's married to his dad. ew.
House of Hideous Sofa: Nikki blows Vicki's mind by revealing that the Stache proposed to Sharon.
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Gym Bar: Billy thinks someone sent her. She insists she's just here b/c of the baby. She further says that he never mentioned being married, and that he said his tattoo on his finger was nothing. She is Crazy Annie, so I assume she's lying. Billy says they didn't have sex, and he didn't rape her. How can he know he didn't have sex with her? He accuses her of being in cahoots with Victor.
Adam sees this interaction. Probably because one of the violin bows jabbed him.
House of Hideous Sofa: Vicki and Nicki continue to lament the ickiness of it.
Phyllis' Bordello: Phyllis doesn't think they can just get back together. She reminds him he fucked her sister. Also, though, she knows she's not enough for Nick. There's always some woman between them, like Sharon. If Phyllis didn't like it, then Phyllis was a bad person for not wanting to be treated like a wife. Nick's doltish response is that he never denied there were issues with Sharon. Phyllis points out that Nick always said they were Phyllis' issues ,that he never owned them. Nick gets a call from Victoria. She blurts out that Victor proposed to Sharon. Phyllis' face almost laughs at how apropos it is that Sharon has managed to, once again, steal her thunder. Even her "I'm dumping you Nick" thunder is thunder you want to have all to yourself.
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House of Hideous Sofa: Vicki tells Nikki that they got a birth mother interested in them, but it turns out that Crazy Ass Annie is pregnant. Vicki insists she doesn't believe there was a rape, but the woman does appear to be pregnant. Nikki blanches at what a bummer this would be for a dreadfully barren woman like Vicki. Vicki reveals she thinks Victor planted Crazy Annie to break them up.
Gym Bar: Crazy Annie orders a drink and chats with Adam. He asks how she knows Billy, and she caresses her pregnancy pillow.
Phyllis runs into Billy and begs him again to let her be a gossip monger, I mean, journalist, and reveals that Sharon and Victor are betrothed.
Mooch House: Sharon tells Faith that she's doing something very important. She gazes at her ring. oy.
Jail: Nick visits Victor. heh. Now we get to watch Nick be stern and angry. Nick unloads, and Victor is all "sorry, guy" Nick tries again and angrily asks how Victor can marry the mother of his children.
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Gym Bar: Billy and Phyllis gossip about The Betrothal. She begs for a job and promises to try to find out who really killed Diane. He's tired, so he relents.
Jail: Victor cryptically says that he can take care of Sharon, and she brings nice books to him. Nick sputters that he already dealt with the Adam issue. victor repeats that this is a good idea.
Mooch House: Nikki stops by to see Sharon. Sharon rolls her eyes like a teenager.
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Gym Bar: Adam questions Crazy Annie, assuming she's here for cash. Adam apologizes for being skeptical of mothers with blondish/brownish hair and who claim to care about their kids, (and he is thinking particularly about how sometimes those blonds marry his dad) bAnnie is all, who in the what now?
Mooch House: Nikki says she and Sharon both grew as nothings. But now Nikki is someone because of her MRS. Sharon angrily says that she's Mrs. Newman, too. Nikki laughs in her face, "oh, Mrs. Adam Newman? Mrs. Nicolas Newman? doesn't sound as good as Mrs. Victor Newman, does it?" point 1. valid. point 2. way to diss your son, lady. point 3. you're both pretty, and you are both useless as anything other than a crappy wife who will immediately cheat on your husband, so hush.
Jail: Nick asks what if he married Ashley. hahahaha. I'm so sure. Not even Ashley is that nutty. Victor is all "pish posh, son, it has been spoken." Nick whines that he's super disappointed in Victor. He leaves, and Victor tries not to muse how disappointed he is in Nick.
House of Hideous Sofa: Billy breaks the news that he's hired Phyllis as editor of Restless Stool. mostly to get at victor.
Restless Stool: Phyllis announces that she's editor, and they are breaking The Betrothal story. Why anyone believes her is beyond me. If it's this easy to be editor, why didn't she just make this announcement weeks ago?
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Mooch House: Sharon scoffs that Nikki thinks that Sharon has been after Victor and his money. She says she could have had Victor long ago if she wanted b/c there wasn't much competition. Way to diss your true friend. Nick shows up to snatch a sleeping Faith from her bed. Sharon whines about this, but Nick says he has no idea who she is as a person. Why was this a good idea, again?
House of Hideous Sofa: Victoria gives her blessings to go after Victor. Billy says he found Crazy Annie and asked for a DNA test.
Gym Bar: Crazy Annie rightly surmises that Adam was hurt by a woman. She asks his name. He says he's Adam Newman, and Crazy Annie about to destroy his sister's life. not that he gives a damn. Crazy Annie puts on a smell the fart face, so we don't know if she already knew this or is just kind of dumb.
Jail: Sharon visits and acts all surprised that Everyone She Knows has been hostile towards the news that she's marrying Victor. Victor promises that it will be stinky for awhile, but then, magically, everyone will start burping diamonds on her. She decides that it's a maybe for now. He's sure it will be a yes eventually. oy.
Restless Stool: Phyllis write the headline: "Eeny Meeny Miny Maddy. I've been through the brothers, now onto daddy."
the end
we finally learn The Big Terrible Thing Billy did in Myanmar. Victoria and Billy learn that they finally got a hit on their adoption profile that they set up a year ago, so the scurry home from their honeymoon. Crazy Ass Annie Lavery nee Novak shows up on New Year's Eve to spill the beans. Her claim is that Billy raped her. Billy insists this isn't true, but unfortunately he was blacked out for most of the night. Crazy Ass Annie reveals her (not at all surprising) pregnant belly.
I don't know why they are throwing in the rape nonsense. No way do I buy Billy raped this woman. Knocking up some other woman is sufficient to break Victoria's barren heart.
Also, Nikki fakes being drunk to find out what Deacon really knows about the night that Everyone Murdered Diane. and Victor is mad at her, so he revenge proposes to Sharon. Who? Is sleeping with Adam again. Because she's even crazier than Annie. I love mean ol' evil Adam, and I even like Sharon and Adam together, but how could she ever get it up for a man who was going to let her rot in prison for 3 decades? But Sharon can't learn a damn thing to save her life and later tells a drunk Adam that Victor proposed. Yes, dummy, this should work out splendidly for you. geesh.
Avery finally notices that Nick and Phyllis sort of have a thing. She acts all withering and hurt by this. Avery is kind of dumb sometimes. Nick admits he still loves Phyllis, and then goes to her apartment. and Phyllis, who has been having sex with Ronan all night, jumps into his arms. Phyllis might be kind of a slut, y'all.
Horribly Annoying Patty is a mess all over the place, as usual, and she drugs Jack and then crawls into bed with him. Jack wakes up later to find a cat staring at him. This would not normally be unsettling, but if you have a Patty in your life, it's up there with clown dolls and horse heads.
Gen hires Ronan for some private dick work, as in detective.
Victor sadly sits in jail and remembers ringing in the New Year when Nikki and his Stache were so very, very young. He cries that he'll always be here for Nikki.
On with today
Phyllis' Bordello: Nick stayed the night. apparently he wants them to be a couple now b/c he condescended to be in love with her again. Phyllis is confused. and probably in need of cranberry juice.
House of Hideous Sofa: Victoria's Hair: It's twisted into a bun in the back, which actually looks quite nice. From the front, however, it looks as if she combed it back with seahorse skeletons. But then there are some distressed yet gorgeous tendrils framing her tired face. She leaves a message for her mom.
Jail: Sharon turns down victor's proposal. He insists they continue on with this baffling storyline.
Gym Bar: The Violins of Awesome play as Nikki starts chirping into Adam's ear about how much it blows that Sharon and Victor are engaged. Adam wants to believe that there must be some dark magic afoot to cause Sharon to do this. Nikki wants to hire a huntsman to bring her the heart of the woman Victor deemed as the youngest and fairest of them all.
Gym Bar: Billy finds Crazy Ass Annie chatting with some dude and warns him off.
Phyllis' Bordello: Nick says Avery helped him realize he still has feelings for her and still wants her. (b/c how could Nick ever realize anything that someone didn't tell him) He tells her he ended things with Avery. Phyllis says Ronan dumped her too. (oh, I missed that part. She's a little less slutty, then, I guess? Sorry, Phyl!) but does this mean Nick and Phyllis are together? They are hot and all, but I liked Ronan and Avery with them instead.
Jail: Victor keeps offering safety and security. B/c he's going to let her twist in the wind if she doesn't marry him? She reasonably points out that she's going to be there for him without being married. I wish she'd say, so why can't you be nice to me without asking me to marry you? Nevermind, I just realized that it's boring and embarrassing to watch Nick be a shithead about keeping Faith from her mom b/c of Adam, but it's creepy and hilarious to watch Sharon and Adam have sex while she's married to his dad. ew.
House of Hideous Sofa: Nikki blows Vicki's mind by revealing that the Stache proposed to Sharon.
Commercials
Gym Bar: Billy thinks someone sent her. She insists she's just here b/c of the baby. She further says that he never mentioned being married, and that he said his tattoo on his finger was nothing. She is Crazy Annie, so I assume she's lying. Billy says they didn't have sex, and he didn't rape her. How can he know he didn't have sex with her? He accuses her of being in cahoots with Victor.
Adam sees this interaction. Probably because one of the violin bows jabbed him.
House of Hideous Sofa: Vicki and Nicki continue to lament the ickiness of it.
Phyllis' Bordello: Phyllis doesn't think they can just get back together. She reminds him he fucked her sister. Also, though, she knows she's not enough for Nick. There's always some woman between them, like Sharon. If Phyllis didn't like it, then Phyllis was a bad person for not wanting to be treated like a wife. Nick's doltish response is that he never denied there were issues with Sharon. Phyllis points out that Nick always said they were Phyllis' issues ,that he never owned them. Nick gets a call from Victoria. She blurts out that Victor proposed to Sharon. Phyllis' face almost laughs at how apropos it is that Sharon has managed to, once again, steal her thunder. Even her "I'm dumping you Nick" thunder is thunder you want to have all to yourself.
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House of Hideous Sofa: Vicki tells Nikki that they got a birth mother interested in them, but it turns out that Crazy Ass Annie is pregnant. Vicki insists she doesn't believe there was a rape, but the woman does appear to be pregnant. Nikki blanches at what a bummer this would be for a dreadfully barren woman like Vicki. Vicki reveals she thinks Victor planted Crazy Annie to break them up.
Gym Bar: Crazy Annie orders a drink and chats with Adam. He asks how she knows Billy, and she caresses her pregnancy pillow.
Phyllis runs into Billy and begs him again to let her be a gossip monger, I mean, journalist, and reveals that Sharon and Victor are betrothed.
Mooch House: Sharon tells Faith that she's doing something very important. She gazes at her ring. oy.
Jail: Nick visits Victor. heh. Now we get to watch Nick be stern and angry. Nick unloads, and Victor is all "sorry, guy" Nick tries again and angrily asks how Victor can marry the mother of his children.
commercials
Gym Bar: Billy and Phyllis gossip about The Betrothal. She begs for a job and promises to try to find out who really killed Diane. He's tired, so he relents.
Jail: Victor cryptically says that he can take care of Sharon, and she brings nice books to him. Nick sputters that he already dealt with the Adam issue. victor repeats that this is a good idea.
Mooch House: Nikki stops by to see Sharon. Sharon rolls her eyes like a teenager.
Commercials
Gym Bar: Adam questions Crazy Annie, assuming she's here for cash. Adam apologizes for being skeptical of mothers with blondish/brownish hair and who claim to care about their kids, (and he is thinking particularly about how sometimes those blonds marry his dad) bAnnie is all, who in the what now?
Mooch House: Nikki says she and Sharon both grew as nothings. But now Nikki is someone because of her MRS. Sharon angrily says that she's Mrs. Newman, too. Nikki laughs in her face, "oh, Mrs. Adam Newman? Mrs. Nicolas Newman? doesn't sound as good as Mrs. Victor Newman, does it?" point 1. valid. point 2. way to diss your son, lady. point 3. you're both pretty, and you are both useless as anything other than a crappy wife who will immediately cheat on your husband, so hush.
Jail: Nick asks what if he married Ashley. hahahaha. I'm so sure. Not even Ashley is that nutty. Victor is all "pish posh, son, it has been spoken." Nick whines that he's super disappointed in Victor. He leaves, and Victor tries not to muse how disappointed he is in Nick.
House of Hideous Sofa: Billy breaks the news that he's hired Phyllis as editor of Restless Stool. mostly to get at victor.
Restless Stool: Phyllis announces that she's editor, and they are breaking The Betrothal story. Why anyone believes her is beyond me. If it's this easy to be editor, why didn't she just make this announcement weeks ago?
Commercials
Mooch House: Sharon scoffs that Nikki thinks that Sharon has been after Victor and his money. She says she could have had Victor long ago if she wanted b/c there wasn't much competition. Way to diss your true friend. Nick shows up to snatch a sleeping Faith from her bed. Sharon whines about this, but Nick says he has no idea who she is as a person. Why was this a good idea, again?
House of Hideous Sofa: Victoria gives her blessings to go after Victor. Billy says he found Crazy Annie and asked for a DNA test.
Gym Bar: Crazy Annie rightly surmises that Adam was hurt by a woman. She asks his name. He says he's Adam Newman, and Crazy Annie about to destroy his sister's life. not that he gives a damn. Crazy Annie puts on a smell the fart face, so we don't know if she already knew this or is just kind of dumb.
Jail: Sharon visits and acts all surprised that Everyone She Knows has been hostile towards the news that she's marrying Victor. Victor promises that it will be stinky for awhile, but then, magically, everyone will start burping diamonds on her. She decides that it's a maybe for now. He's sure it will be a yes eventually. oy.
Restless Stool: Phyllis write the headline: "Eeny Meeny Miny Maddy. I've been through the brothers, now onto daddy."
the end
Phyllis in need of some cranberry juice!! Too funny!!
I love that you cap Y&R now. All I have to do is keep lighting my soap goddess candles for you to start watching Days and my soap trinity would be complete!!! Thanks Mad. Is this show too much or what?
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