YnR 1/4: Quit trying to make YouClick happen
Jimmy's: Everyone watches the Rose Bowl, or as Genoans probably call it, The Carnation Platter. Wisconsin verses Oredon Quackers. (Oredon being a state that seems in every single way to be exactly like Oregon, but, for copyright purposes, it's called Oredon here). Daniel texts Chloe to join them so she won't be alone. Eden makes a jealous face all over the table, but it's apparently only seen by every person who looks at her, except the people within 2 feet of her.
Random Street: Chloe recalls kissing Kevin on New Year's Eve past.
NoTell Motel: Meanwhile Kevin is thinking the same thing. Angelina is excited because that song is playing all over YouClick. oy.
Abby Road: Some blogger wants to interview Angelina. If only there was some sort of medium Devon could use to contact Angelina and tell her. Someone should invent a device that a person could use to speak to a person, or send them a message, even if it was only text. Devon and Tucker are going to have another boring conversation, it would seem.
Crimson Lights: Harmony runs into Neil and Moses. She coos at the baby, and Neil falls in love with her some more. because of how hot crack addicts that were crappy to your son for decades are to men like Neil?
Gym Bar: Cain and Lilly have finished working out and grab some water from the gym bar and agree to eat beer and cheese fries later. Because it's really realistic that size 0 Lily is into cheese fries and beer on a daily basis!
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Gloworm: Nonsense about how Mr. Mob has agita about Angelina being in hiding. in Niagara Falls.
Niagara Falls; Idiotic stuff about Kevin thinking some boyfriend is trying to kill them and insisting that they have no contact with the outside world.
Abby Road: Devon fields a call from a blogger who saw Angelina on youclick. (hate) Tucker offers some advice to help Devon deal with Angelina's disappearance. Tucker offers his connections to have Angelina splashed all over the media wondering where she is. Tucker tried this once with a rising star. um, she has a song on youtube. It's not like anyone is even vaguely concerned that they'll ever hear more from her. and if they want to hear her, they can just replay the song. One blogger has asked to speak to her. But now suddenly Rolling Stone is going to print a Where In the World is Angelina Whatever Her Name Is? dork to the e.
Jimmy's: Ricky notices that Eden is jealous of Chloe. Because Ricky has eyes.
super weird scene happens where Chloe, Daniel, Billy and Victoria are sitting around, having what appears to be a miserable time. Cain and Lily show up and greet the newlyweds. This makes Daniel make an even more strange, bored face. and Chloe muses that Delia was a lovely flower girl. Then Daniel and Chloe leave the table. Daniel just loves chasing after women who are hung up on other men. It's his favorite thing next to wearing girl's clothes and being a bad actor. Then Cain and Lily sit down, and we get to watch Victoria squirm in her barren torso, while Lily gloats about all the babies she has. Victoria knows she's being a bummer, so she hops up to buy everyone drinks.
Crimson Lights: Harmony remains determined to win over Devon's affections. Well, when you give birth to Neil's baby (over/under 15 months), Devon will have to be nice to his brother's mom!
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Crimson Lights: Why do babies turn people into cannibals? Harmony is all "I could eat those cheeks" I am that way with baby toes. Neil and Harmony celebrate when some losers play Angelina's song on clicktubeyou.
Abby Road: Tucker is on the phone and says this idiotic sentence "That's right, Angelina's goin' underground. Devon will send you some candids for the piece. hit him back if you need anything else." and that conversation? was with an editor of Seventeen. "Where is this person you've likely never heard of?" will be the title of the article, I guess. Tucker has suggestions for fixing the music track. Devon, as per usual, is embarrassingly defensive about this. He thanks Tucker for the impossibly awesome help of getting his nobody singer into a national publication by telling him to pound sand with his other advice.
Gloworm: Does anyone care about Gloria's love life? She feels like she can move on from Jeffrey.
Niagara: Angelina begs to make one little post on Faceplace (hate!) Kevin yells at her, but then goes to take a shower and leaves her alone with her phone. She calls on inspiration from Gaga and decides to cover her hair with a scarf and post a video to her fans. This storyline is simply too thin to get this much airtime. It should be shown in a max of 3 segments in a week, not 10 in a day.
Jimmy's: Daniel continues to ignore everyone but Chloe, and Ricky feels bad for Eden. Eden, Ricky is a much better actor, who cares what girl clothes Daniel is doing?
Meanwhile, Victoria learns that Billy sent Cain to Myanmar and realizes he was there to find Crazy Ass Annie, who just happens to saunter her 5 month pregnant ass into a bar.
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Jimmy's: Randomly Daniel and Chloe walk back over to the table. Daniel asks if everything is okay because for some reason he thinks this little lady looks like she is menacing them. Billy exposits for everyone about what he knows of his past with her. Crazy Annie does that annoying thing where she'll open her coat and say "Billy is the father" Billy says he's not.
Abby Road: Tucker tells Devon to quit taking offers of help as veiled insults, and that he needs to think of this as his career as well as Angelina's. Harmony and Neil show up to share the news that some losers were playing Angie's song at Crimson Lights. Tucker starts to leave, but his words apparently dented Devon's thick skull, so Devon asks him to stay. Tucker, Devon and Harmony have some pleasant moments collaborating on ways to improve the song. They come up with the super new and modern idea of having a rapper randomly break into the song for no apparent reason. Which wasn't even new and modern back in 2005, but whatever, show. At least use the word "rapper" instead of "rhyme singer." Later, when Neil and Devon are alone, Neil lovingly says that Devon is his son, and he's proud of him, but it's clear to him that music is in his blood.
Jimmy's: Chloe is drunk and wants to brawl with Crazy Ass Annie because Chloe loves Victoria now. She still wants to kick Billy's ass too, though, make no mistake. Billy, Victoria and Chelsannie decide to have a DNA test in the middle of the night. Eden tries to booty call Daniel, but he's drunk and focused on being sour about Lily, so he rebuffs her. Daniel and Chloe drunkenly stumble out to the curb to wait for a cab. She laments that men suck, and he pouts that some men are just boring. They predictably kiss just as Eden steps outside. Eden sends a pic to Kevin and goes back inside.
Niagara: Kevin is irate that Angelina posted to iFace and decides they have to leave. the combination of her desire to be famous mixed with his sincere concern for the well being of her fake baby causes Angelina to call off her ruse. She pretends to get a call that gives them the all clear to go home. He's excited to be honest with Chloe again, which makes her feel a little jealous b/c she's more in love with him than ever.
Gloworm: Mr. Mob gets a call that his goon has Angelina's exact location and that Kevin is with Angelina, he gives an order to kill Kevin. Seems a bit much.
Niagara: Kevin and Angelina overhear one of Angelo's goons saying he's going to kill Kevin, so now the two of them are on the run for real. oy.
the end
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