GH 1/10: and here's the door, Mrs. Robinson
Corinthaus: Carly rushes into Sonny's unlocked house and screeches for him. He comes downstairs, and they fight about their stupid fight about how she lied about Jax. Kate appears at the top of the stairs wearing nothing but Sonny's black shirt and a scowl.
Birds of Paradise: Wheels and Johnny discuss Anthony's impending nuptials.
Bullpen: Lou wants to throw Dante a belated bachelor party. Mykill shows up to be a nauseating jackass and whine to everyone that strippers are in the hospital, and the cops are planning parties.
GH: Sam doesn't tell Jason that she's pregnant. She's hugs him and tells him he's not okay.
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GH: Jason insists that he just fainted, no big deal. Sam says Patrick disagrees. Jason thinks maybe he was just tired b/c he doesn't sleep lately. Sam lists all of Jason's symptoms. He doesn't even know that he drifts off sometimes like someone powered down his Borg switch.
Robin and Patrick have a walk and chat. How West Wingy! The execution of the shot is laughably wobbly. Did they put the camera guy on roller skates? I don't know what they talk about , other than he tells her he loves her and wants her to come home soon. She says there's nothing she wants more.
Corinthaus: Kate pours some wine and butts in, which Carly promptly tells her to cram is sideways. Kate sneers that she's going to change. Sonny insists that Carly show respect to Kate. Carly says that ain't happening. She wants to work together as parents. Sonny finds this rich since she lied about Jax and sent Morgan to Soras School. Sonny says he'll handle Mykill. She cries that she won't be shut out of her son's life. Sonny tells her to scram.
Birds of Paradise: Johnny wonders if Skye is coming to the wedding. Why did Skye come back for three minutes? Anthony blathers on and on about how he's romantic and Tracy appreciates him. John finds it hard to believe that Tracy agreed to marry him, and he warns Anthony about her.
Carly calls and offers to sleep with him again to keep him away from Mykill. I hope he keeps acting interested and then kicking her out. I could use another laugh.
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Maxie's Pad: Maxie thinks the Stripper Strangler is following her, but it's just Loo. Loo points out that Maxie isn't a stripper, so she doesn't have to worry about the Strangler. Maxie points out that she's hot like a stripper, so she could be one. oy.
Bullpen: Mykill complains that the cops haven't found the Strangler, and that he sent Abby to Monument Valley to keep her safe, and now she's dead, and it's all the cops fault. Mykill whines to Dante that he's going to be a big, mean scary bad guy unless the cops catch the mugger. He also ignores a call from his dad.
Corinthaus: Sonny is concerned about Michael and that Johnny will take advantage. Kate's good advice is to do nothing. She decides to leave, so he can call Michael again. He asks her not to push him away.
GH: Robin and Patrick ask Jason and Sam about Jason's symptoms. Jason is very grumpy about it. He insists that when he has one of his spells, he can hear people, but he's just intensely thinking about something that he doesn't want to talk about.
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Kelly's: Carly stops by Kelly's. Did you know Kelly's has a sign out front that seems to say "Whale Oil Co." Jax peeps through the windows. Carly and Sean have a very boring conversation about thermostats, I believe. riveting.
Maxie's Pad: Maxie and Loo do some yoga. in their regular clothes. yoga in heels. while gossiping. Maxie informs Loo that she invited Matt to move in with her. Then Anthony calls.
GH: Robin asks for a list of Jason's symptoms and for Sam to monitor him. Jason doesn't want to be monitored. Sam laughs that Jason does whatever he wants to do. She gets a phone call. Robin and Patrick chat. He says he kept her secret from Patrick. She appreciates this. She tells Jason that Sam is terrified for him, so don't take any risks until they know more. Patrick has the test results, all inconclusive. Jason says his problems have nothing to do with medicine.
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GH: Robin tells Jason and Sam goodbye. Jason tells Sam that Robin is going to Africa. Robin looks at her ticket to Seattle and is startled by Patrick.
Maxie's Pad: Anthony chats to Maxie about the wedding plans while Loo attempts dolphin pose. Anthony reminds us that Maxie owes him a favor b/c he pinned Lisa's murder on Girligan. Loo gets stuck in plow pose.
Corinthaus: Did you guys know that Sonny and Kate spent an inordinate amount of time at Coney Island, and that every single thing they do reminds them of a particular moment they spent there. "Remember that time you wiped your ass with a starfish on Brighton Beach? That coat reminds me of that starfish."
Kelly's: Carly invited Johnny to Kelly's to make out with him while Sean watches. kinky. Sean announces himself, and Johnny says her choice of venue makes sense. He invites her to go to Anthony and Tracy's wedding as his date. Carly says this isn't a social arrangement. Johnny says they'll find another place to kookoo kachoo. Sean asks if this was for his benefit. Carly twirls her hair distractedly and says Sean was the last thing on her mind.
Birds of Paradise: Mykill whines to Anthony that blah blah he's going to join the mob if someone doesn't catch the Stripper Strangler.
Elevators; Patrick suggests they go foul the supply closet before she leaves. She promises to when she gets back. he hugs her and misses her already because he doesn't know that Liz pierced Robin's nose, so that she can take her place.
Jason promises Sam he'll get more tests and do whatever Patrick asks him to do. Sam needs to tell Jason something.
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Elevators: Robin tells Patrick that she's arranged a Second Wife for him and gives him advice on treating Jason.
Jason has to go "check on something" before Sam can tell him. Patrick tells her that it's very important that Jason not get any upsetting news. Patrick tells Jason that he can't ignore this. Jason nods and then ignores this by calling Spinelli and asking him to find Franco immediately.
Nursery: Sam gazes at babies and talks to a new mom while some dude maudlinly sings the lyric "where do I go from here?"
Kelly's: Carly and Sean have a boring conversation, and she makes ugly faces all over the room. She calls someone and asks for help.
Corinthaus: Sonny leaves a message for Mykill. He notices one of Kate's gloves after he hangs up. Also, someone watches him from the terrace window, and this person is apparently on a swing.
It is uncanny how many memories they have of a few months a gazillion years ago. Loved your Brighton Beach analogy!!!
It's bad enough they don't give the smoldering Johnny a decent storyline and then they rubbed the sulking bore Shrewlu all over him.....now he has to interact with Carly. Why couldn't he be fighting Ethan for the Lady in White instead of puppy eyed Spinelli. If two men are going to be fighting for one woman at least make both of them MEN.
When is Kirsten coming back??
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Oh why couldn't you have recapped Monday's episode, where Sam has her pee-stick in a ziplock and is carrying around in her jacket? Maybe she's hoping the plus will magically change to a minus?
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Did they put the camera guy on roller skates? --LOL--i liked the idea, but yeah..
Why did Kate come downstairs, just to say she had to go change?
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Kate and Carly need to be put in the Thunderdome, the one who comes out gets the blue dress
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