Kelly's:  Carly confides in Luke that she's got a problem.

Bullpen:  Marie Barone is rude to Detective Mulva because she seems to think that because Mulva is pretty, then this means she wants Dante.  Dante realizes that his mom is really upset about something else.

GH: Johnny sniffs around wanting a referral from a doctor.  He's amused that Stephen has a past with another pretty, blond doctor.  John knows that Stephen offed a guy in Memphis (the city), and that Memphis (the annoying blond doctor) helped him.   I honestly can't remember here name.  I know it's not Chelsea b/c that's the name Annie from Pine Valley is going by now that she lives in Genoa City.  But it's something like Chelsea.   Also, I appreciate Memphis barbecue, cooking low and slow without relying on spices and sauces for flavor.  Dear show, you are not making barbecue.  you don't have to develop this terrible storyline this slowly.  You can add interesting tidbits and intrigue.  Any time, please.

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Office of Boobs and McDweeb:  Diane stops by to nibble the scenery and speak of her love for the law.  I love watching Carolyn Hennessey, but there is nothing plot worthy to report.  Lots of mugging for the camera.  and Spinelli being all earnest and annoying like always.

Birds of Paradise:  Maxie frantically tries to finish Anthony's wedding plans.  

ELQ:  Loo is concerned by the newspaper story announcing Tracy and Anthony's engagement.  Tracy insists she knows what she's doing.  Then they turn to Loo's boring search to find herself.  

Bullpen:  Olivia tells Dante that she's jealous of Maggie (that's her name apparently, which is nothing like Chelsea, as names go).  She says she trusts Stephen, but not Maggie.

Conference Room:  Memphis shows Stephen some self portraits drawn by her patients.  Why does she talk like that?  Stephen says it was a mistake to bring her here, and she should leave.

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Conference Room:  Stephen boringly says that he worries her talents are wasted here.  She vaguely says that she knows the real reason he wants her to leave.  Now if only she could find a way to make be give two figs.

Office of Boobs and McDweeb:  Spinelli tells Diane that he's met an amnesiac.  Diane laughs that the girl is probably faking it and warns Spinelli not to continue to try to make Maxie jealous by pretending that he has a new Blonde One.

ELQ:  For some preposterous reason, Kate has offered Loo her job back.  Loo turns everything back to Tracy, that Loo thinks that Tracy still wants Luke and should hold out for him instead of settling for Anthony.  Tracy insists she knows what she's doing.  She adds that even if she had a hope that she and Luke could reconcile, she doesn't know where Luke is.

Kelly's:  Carly grossly tells her uncle about how she's going to have sex to save her son from the mob.  and she wants Luke to intercede and blackmail Johnny, so that she doesn't have to sleep with him.  Sweetie, you have noticed that Johnny just laughs at you whenever you come onto him, right?  He's walked away from you both times you have propositioned him.   Johnny walks in at this moment and smiles gorgeously at her.  and it's not a smile a man smiles at a woman in whom he is interested.  It's a smile a bully smiles when he sees a particularly amusing pawn who doesn't know he or she is the butt of a joke.

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Birds of Paradise:  Loo's words resonated with Tracy and she goes to Anthony and tells him there won't be a wedding.

Office of Dweeb and McBoobs:  Diane gives a nice speech that passionate love is a great thing, but it's not designed to last for the ages, and people's perspective change and such.  He asks about Max, and she says Max hinted at wanting to settle down and that's not for her.  Spinelli remains naively hopeful.

Bullpen:  Dante tells Olivia to be honest with her feelings to Stephen.  She's worried she'll make a fool of herself.  Dante is sweet and says Stephen is the fool if he doesn't realize how lucky he is to have her.

Conference room:  More vague rambling about The Terrible Tennessee Trauma between Memphis and Stephen.  Why is not one single person in Port Charles currently trying to murder either of these bores?

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Kelly's:  Carly agrees to put Luke up at the All Blown Inn if he'll stop Johnny from sleeping with her.  Luke mocks her repeatedly and doesn't buy her indignance at all.  Didn't Carly proposition Johnny?  Why is she acting like part didn't happen?

Birds of Paradise:  Tracy pretends she's catching a cold, and that she's too superstitious to get married on Friday the 13th.  Anthony decides to ask Maxie for the next available date for the chapel.  She leaves, still pretending to be sick.Anthony waltzes around the living room humming the Wedding March, throwing in the occasional gun shot sounds and bomb explosion.

Wyndermere:  The Aussies chat about Cassandra for a bit.  Dr. Abs leaves, and Cassandra emerges in a lightweight pants suit.  

Conference room:  blah blah, Stephen wants her to leave, she blathers about the good and what it became.  Then she kisses him.  and Olivia sees.

Kelly's:  Carly and Johnny continue to flirt.  or fake flirt.  They remind me of that time Susan's parents caught George in a lie, and so then George and the Parents went all the way out to the tip of Long Island, daring each other for George to either admit he was lying, or for the Parents to admit they knew he was lying.  

Wyndermere:  More vague conversation.  Cassandra says she can't talk about it.  We pan over to Helena's reptilian face, eaveslurking from the tunnels.

I'm so glad that's over.