GH 1/13: Cassadindra
Wyndermere: Cassandradine feels like she's being hunted. Helena fingers her dagger.
Jax is on the phone with Lady Jane, expositing that Mykill saw him at the airport and some people will be upset that he pretended to be dead. Jax says he's prepared this time, and puts a gun in his pants. Or maybe he's just happy to see us.
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant: Mykill is angry that the suspect was freed. He wants Sonny to make a call and have the guy murdered. or Mykill will do it himself.
Jason's Penthouse: Sam frantically calls Jason and begs him to come home and not chase after Franco. Then she stares at her disgusting pregnancy test.
so much depends on
the urine soaked stick, enclosed
in a plastic bag
Jason allows Franco to yammer on endlessly with his psychotic poetry instead of just shooting him and being done with it.
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Nurse's Station: Piph is bitchy to Patrick. or I assume she is. Patrick is concerned that Robin hasn't called to says he landed safely in Africa. Liez says that she's probably busy.
Wyndermre: Cassadinia blathers on endlessly about how freaking fascinating and mysterious she considers herself to be.
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant: Mykill just wants to stop the strangler. Michael hates the way the patrons would treat Abby when she stripped. Sonny bizarrely says he knows what this is about b/c he used to own a strip club. blah blah Michael insists they dump the suspect in the pine barrens. Kate shows up and scoffs that Sonny isn't keeping Michael out of the business.
jason's Penthouse: Sam looks at the phoenix and dragon figurines that they got each other for Christmas and recalls her wedding vows. She prays that the baby is Jason's.
Franco speaks crazily again. He looks like he needs a nap. He tells Jason he'll never know what happened if he dies. Jason shoots him in the shoulder. Franco insists that Jason wants to know what he knows, and Jason shoots him in the chest. Franco slides down the wall, leaving a bloody, gory smear on the wall as he sits. Jason asks Franco what he should know. Yeah, guy, it's kind of late for that. Blood trickles out of Franco's mouth, and he smiles at Jason and dies.
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Haunted Star: Luke calls someone and wants to track down Helena.
Wyndermere: Cassadrucifilis wonders if maybe she's hated. Ethan wonders that maybe she's loved. She thinks he would have found her if he wanted to. She wonders if she's a wife or a whore. He wonders if she's a queen. oh, shut up. He says she's gorgeous and passionate, no matter what. They kiss.
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant: mykill insists that Sonny make a call so that the suspect can't hurt anyone. Sonny says he trusts Dante, so he's making no calls. Mykill asks what if Kate is attacked next. Sonny says he's not going to whack a guy on a hunch. Mykill pouts that he'll do it himself. Kate idiotically says Michael just needs some time. Sonny says Mykill may end up back in prison, and he'll do anything to prevent that. Kate says that's what she's afraid of. So, Kate's okay if Michael kills an innocent man so long as she gets to pretend that Sonny isn't a murderer?
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Tunnels: Cassadinero pulls away and mocks Ethan for only caring about how sexually proficient she is. Ethan insists that's not all he cares about. She rambles on and on and on. She says she's not weak, and he asks her to prove it, and kisses her some more. They sink to the floor. because nothing is hotter than getting sweaty and rolling around in a thick layer of dust.
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant: Kate pours Sonny a drink. Sonny wants to be there for Michael. Kate says Sonny's not responsible for Michael's actions. Sonny says he raised Michael to pick up a gun every time something doesn't go his way. Kate suggests he teach Michael to pick up a fork. It's nice Kate finds this so amusing that Michael is on a grief stricken rage binge. I don't care what happens toMichael b/c he's a punk and a bore, and a whiny baby. But Kate should care about Michael if she's going to be in Sonny's life. Kate wants to talk about opening a restaurant. the hell?
Jason's Penthouse: Michael stops by to tell Sam that he's going to kill someone. Sam says he can't b/c Jason can't afford to go to Pentonville with Michael this time. Michael decides to leave, and she begs him not to do anything impulsive. He sees the gun she set out and asks if she was about to be impulsive.
Mob Mobile: Jason races through the night, his best rage fart face on, his left hand tingling.
The warehouse where he shot Franco is ablaze. An annoying monkey toy merrily clangs it's cymbals while burning brightly.
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Nurse's Station: Piph bitches to Patrick. Patrick still hasn't heard from Robin. Liez comes up with reasons why Robin hasn't called. but just then, Robin calls. Robin asks him to give Emma a big hug and kiss, but she has to rush off for another seminar. They hang up, and Robin goes into Seattle Grace Mercy West Hospital. Where she presumably whines McDreamy to death.
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant: Sonny says he's no longer the kid trapped in a closet, who tried to impress Jack Scully. He only wants to impress Kate. He wants to start fresh and make new memories. Then he eats her face.
Wyndermere: Cassavampire wonders if she's a vampire. Probably. The town is crawling with them. Having sex with him is her favorite thing she's ever done. He points out "that she's aware of." Luke leaves an urgent text. She asks him to keep their tryst a secret. He agrees and calls her his queen before leaving. She stands up and stares at the annoying Laurloola portrait.
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Haunted Star: Luke greets Ethan. Luke is all excited about his newest escapade. He wants to find Z family secrets. Ethan has no quarrel with Johnny. Ethan says that Carly is in a bind and needs them. Luke wants Ethan to flirt with Skye, while Luke figures out where the bodies are buried. not too gross, or anything. Ethan says he's got his hands full here with some blond he met at Wyndermere.
Wyndermere: Cassodrearia tends the fire and thinks Ethan is back and asks if he forgot something. Her face falls when it's just Ewan, who says he thinks she might have forgotten something.
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant: Sonny says Kate looks sexy when she takes charge. She takes her hair down. Then they mutter to each other, abut she thankfully leaves before we're subjected to another sex montage. He does eat her face before she leaves, though. I'd knee Mr. Mad in the nards if he ever grabbed my face like that and tried to devour me.
Alley: Michael buys a gun from some dude. Haven't we already seen this episode? Mykill sticks the gun in his backpack. yes, we've definitely already watched this.
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Wyndermere: Ewan said they have a bargain. She says he's just her doctor, and she doesn't think it's fair she has to do whatever he says. Ewan thinks she's been lax, and she thinks he's been obsessive. She thinks their sessions are going nowhere. he asks her to stop seeing Ethan, or suffer the consequences. he claims not to know what said consequences are.
Haunted Star: Luke says there are no such thing as soul mates, though he came close with Laura. Luke says at first he was conning Tracy, but it became more. Luke wonders if Cassiofea is conning Ethan. Ethan says she's a patient at Shadybrook. way to be discreet, by the way, Ethan. You haven't showered since you promised to keep quiet about this. Ethan mocks his dad for his own shady past. Luke says nothing good ever happens on Spoon Island. I take exception. A certain Miss Emily Quartermaine was murdered there, thus cementing my love of that place for all time.
Nurse's Station: Patrick told Emma that Robin called. but he told her this on the phone. Poor little girl. Patrick thinks something is wrong with Robin, and that Robin seemed sad. Liez can't take it anymore. She tells Patrick that Robin is sick, and her HIV levels are unstable.
Jason's Penthouse: jason comes home, exhausted. Sam rushes to his arms. Jason tells her it's over, and Franco is out of their lives for good. Sam tells him she's pregnant.
Scnes from an Italian Restaurant: Sonny paces about. The phone rings, and a bullet hits his lamp.
the end
Alley: Michael buys a gun from some dude. Haven't we already seen this episode? Mykill sticks the gun in his backpack. yes, we've definitely already watched this
hee hee yup our favorite little freckled pillow fluffer bought one on the docks and proceed to put some lead into Kate's chest.
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I'm beginning to believe in soulmates and you became mine when you stated the exact reason why I love Wyndemere!!! Go to the light O Ye Manhanded One!!!
Isn't Ewan just a little bit creepy? Something is wrong with his mouth. I guess that's why he fits in with the Ethan and Cassandlaura...there is something off with all of their mouths.
Loved the caps
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Luke says nothing good ever happens on Spoon Island. I take exception. A certain Miss Emily Quartermaine was murdered there, thus cementing my love of that place for all time.
Yes Ummily is gone and thats a good reason to love that place
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