OLTL 1/13: Later, Llanview
The last episode begins with narration from Allison Perkins. She is telling someone that this is the story of Vicki's life, her twin daughters, her husband, his family, her brother, and his daughter. We see the various people that Allison is referring to.
Jessica sadly looks at photos of Ford on her computer and asks Natalie why she's not with John.
Blair and Todd make out in the bedroom, but he says he can't do this.
Tea and Tomas embrace, and then agree that killing Todd is the next thing they should do. John says they can't be there when he arrests Todd. Tomas wants to tell Blair that he loves her.
Clint thanks Vicki for being his rock.
Poor Starr is stuck hanging out with Langston and Marco in LA. how terrible for her.
Allison is talking to someone in what appears to be a crappy hotel or nuthouse or maybe hospital. She has a manuscript titled "One Life to Live Final Draft 11/9/2011"
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Allison continues her story;
Jessica stares at Ford's picture. She thought she'd feel better now that Mitch is dead, but it didn't. Natalie apologizes for saying that Mitch is her father and insists that Clint is her father, no matter what.
Clint and Vicki read the paternity test results and are shocked. Jess and Nat walk in at this moment.
Starr sees her stupid yearbook, and then they all break into song. Not really, but she decides she should tell them about Cole. Way to keep a secret, Starr.
Oh, and Destiny is in labor and is having the baby right now in the living room. Mathew shows up and holds Destiny's hand. So they can raise a baby they don't want together and cruelly break each other's hearts with endless affairs, just like his creepy parents. Instead of giving the baby away or getting an abortion and holding out to find someone they actually love, like her parents.
Blair asks Todd what is bothering him.
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LA: Langston and Marco are pleased that Cole is alive. Starr oddly says "no, I know. that's what I thought."
Tea doesn't want Tomas to tell Blair b/c she can't keep a secret. Tea adds that Blair and Todd are growing closer. Toe wants to rush off, but McBain demands he stay put.
Laboulet: Todd says he's pushing her away. She asks him to tell her. He says he was on his way toIreland, and she showed up to stop him and said she had everything she wanted. She was worried about losing everything. Todd says all he ever wanted the whole time he was gone was to get back to her and their children. He says she's got all that back now. She holds him and says she won't lose him. He says he does stupid things. Blair says he should know that there's no one she trusts more than him and wants to know his reason why they shouldn't be together.
Llanfair: Jessica is worried by Clint's face, and Vicki says Clint has something to tell them. Clint takes the long way around to be the big ol' drama queen he loves to be, but he hands her the report and says it's official, she's his daughter. She gasps out a sob and looks up at him, "Daddy?" They embrace while Vicki and Natalie cry.
So, Destiny ruins an $8,000 sofa and bickers with Matthew for not being here sooner. Matthew insists where he needs to be is with her and this baby. and fair enough, that's probably a reasonable place for him to be since she has to, but I don't see why they don't immediately sell their baby to the highest bidder on the black market and pay for their college educations, so that they can each meet someone who they actually love and who actually loves them?
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Buchansion: It's a boy!
Allison doesn't understand why she hasn't heard from any producers, especially now that Fraternity Row is gone. She tells the body in the bed about the next part, which is about Starr.
"A girl in love with the son of the woman her father raped." Terrible band name, though.
Starr and Langston talk about Ford's being dead. Langston says her feelings for him were real, but they weren't right for each other. Starr says he was a good father. Langston is glad Ford has a son.
Buchansion: Matt and Destiny look at their gigantic newborn. Bo calls David to tell him the good news. David hopes they are naming the baby after him. Bo lauds David for talking Matthew into stepping up, and he's proud of him. What a stupid scene for Bo to have with a phone instead of with Tuc Watkins. Nora wonders what they'll name him.
Llanfair: Jessica can't stop crying tears of joy. She says it's not like he wasn't always her father, but she's thankful that it's official. She cries that he's her kid's grandfather, because first of all it's lovely, but also because it's nice to know you aren't raising a family of psychopaths. Jessica's tears make me tear up a little, she's so dang happy. Natalie happily cries that this means they are twins, if she likes it. Jessica, who deserves so much better than Natalie, lovingly says that she loves being a twin and finding Natalie was one of the best things to happen to her. The sisters embrace and weep with joy. I didn't think I cared one way or the other about the ever changing paternity of these two, but everyone in the scene really sells it.
Tea pleads with Tomas to be patient and wait until they arrest Todd. Meanwhile, Blair and Todd fall into bed.
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Allison continues to read her manuscript. She's an astonishingly crappy actress. She says Vicki and Clint just learned from the genius Allison that Jessica was really his daughter. Allison wonders what clint and vicki did wiht that bombshell.
Llanfair: Natalie leaves to run an errand or something stupid. Jessica tells Clint and Vicki that they are the best parents. Doorbell. It's Brody! Unless he just got out of a time machine from 2 years ago, I'm not that happy to see him.
Buchansion: Matthew wants to name him Drew, for his brother. Bo is touched. Nora cries because she's such a focus hog.
McBain comes back to tell Toe and Tea that he has a warrant. Toe is angry that he has to keep waiting.
Laboulet: Todd and Blair snuggle nekkid. They profess their love.
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Buchansion: Roxy shows up to see the baby. Bo goes to get the car, but he stops and tearfully says "I love you, Red." Can't tell you how much I don't care about Bo and Nora, but it's clearly Robert S. Woods saying goodbye to his long time co-worker Hilary Smith, and it's sweet.
Allison tells the body that Llanview is closing one chapter and starting another.
Llanfair: Jessica asks Brody why he stopped by. He says he was released yesterday. She's glad he's better. He's sorry about Ford. She asks what's next for him. He's been talking to Navy buddies and may go back into the forces. She asks him to take care of himself. He promises to be there for her if she ever needs anything, despite their not being together for awhile. She thanks him for stopping by.
Allison says for some there is still a long way for happily ever after. for others, it's right around the corner.
Vicki and Clint hold hands, and he realizes he almost lost everything. He says he's been a fool for wasting too much time. He gets on one knee, kisses her hand, and asks her to marry him. She cries and smiles down at him.
LA: oh, and Todd hired Cole to be Starr's bodyguard. So I guess he didn't murder all the Thornhart's. that is a twist! Langston and Marco are happy to see him. cole's parents are alive as well. Starr asks why he's not with his family now. he says she and Hope are his family. Starr cries that this is all she's ever wanted. (except for the past year when she was madly in love with someone else, of course)
Allison says that some have a family, and some are finally finding justice.
Toe rages around the apartment, and Tea soothes him in Spanish. Toe wants Todd to get what's coming to him.
Blair asks Todd what he's doing for an encore. Todd says he's going to sing.
McBain and a cop bust in, and John arrests him for the murder of Victor Lord, Jr.
Allison asks why she should spoil the end, things are rarely what they appear. She throws the manuscript onto the bed, the sheets flying up and obscuring the face of the person in the bed before they settle. It's Todd! I mean Victor! Whatever, it's Trevor St. John, his hands tied, mouth gagged, he fights against his bonds and glares at Allison.
I knew it! It is Victor! Thank you so much for capping Mad! Loves!
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Buchansion: Matthew wants to name him Drew, for his brother. Bo is touched. Nora cries because she's such a focus hog.
LMBO @ focus hog. Big SMOOCHES Mad for capping this!
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but it's clearly Robert S. Woods saying goodbye to his long time co-worker Hilary Smith, and it's sweet.
That was so sweet to see. Thanks MAD
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