GH 1/19: ....or are you just happy to see me?
Sonny tells Jason he was shot, but their mob doctor gave him antibiotics. Sonny wants to go after Johnny.
Michael visits Johnny and tells him Sonny was shot. Johnny either is surprised, or pretends to be. Johnny says Anthony has been missing for a few days, which is never a good thing.
Boat: Anthony brings Tracy a wedding dress. Today is the wedding day!
Luke's room: Luke reads yet another article about Tracy and Anthony's impending nuptuals. he calls Carly and asks for a room at All Blown Inn. She needs to have blackmail material for the Z's first. Then she plays with Jocelyn while Jax lurkspies through the window.
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Loft: Loo sleeps while Dante brings fresh flowers for her continued job search. She complains that she keeps trying different things one time and isn't magically perfect at any of them. Then they do it.
Wyndermere: Ethan and Cassandra play tag in the tunnels. Then Ewan shows up, and she hides. He doesn't want Ethan to see Cassandra anymore.
Bullpen: TJ stole a car. Sean brings Alexis to help.
Kelly's: Mercedes takes Jocelyn to the zoo because Carly has important whining at people to do. Luke says he's still working on his end of the bargain, and then makes a phone call to someone and yells at them for taking so long.
Birds of Paradise: John asks where the shooting took place and says bullets and blood shouldn't be a part of Michael's life. It's true. He's always been a pillow and axe kind of guy. Johnny chastises Michael for being so emotional, and then gets further annoyed when he sees that Michael has a gun in his pocket.
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Bullpen: Alexis brokers a deal that Sean will promise to help TJ become a productive member of society, and Mac will give TJ a warning. Mac agrees and hopes Sean is a good role model. TJ is inappropriate to Alexis, and she tells him to knock it off b/c he's the kid, and she's the adult, and she knows 20 people more badass than he is. He asks who Sonny is and suddenly finds the town more interesting. oy.
Boat: Tracy continues to be trapped on a boat with Anthony.
Birds of paradise: John yells at Michael for having a gun and doing stupid stuff all the time. John stalls by saying he can help Michael, but can't meet with him again until the evening.
Jason's Penthouse: Jason warns that Anthony will be bona fide Super Crazier if Johnny isn't around to balance him out. Sonny's all "in one, out the other, guy, also, go kill Johnny. Jason says nope.
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Jason's Penthouse: Sonny asks if Jason has some sort of injury that prevents him from killing people. Jason says his left hand is weird. Sonny says Jason shoots with his right hand and Jason points out that he shoots with both hands. preferably in a church! Sonny insists that Johnny has to be the shooter, and Sonny's main evidence is that Sonny heard himself say it earlier, so it must be true. Jason keeps pointing out other options, and also that Johnny wouldn't have missed. Sonny is jellus that Jason keeps not killing Johnny every time Sonny asks him to.
Wyndermere: Ethan and Ewan bicker over Cassandra. Ewan says he's moving in. Ethan asks if Cassandra knows. She angrily bursts out of the wall and says no one bothered to ask her. Um, dummy, no one can ask you anything b/c you're too busy trying not to smudge your stupid white clothes while you live in a tunnel like a mole person.
Dante's Loft: Loo and Dante have a boring conversation.
Kelly's: That stripper with the cool hair who is friends with Sean stops by. She sets Carly straight that she's not dating Sean and implies that Carly is into Sean. Carly says they are just friend. Hot ass Johnny shows up, and Stripper Lady smiles knowingly. Because apparently the only person in the world who doesn't know Carly has the hots for Carly is Carly.
Luke finds a piece of paper that contains intriguing information. and by "intriguing", I mean "improbable and likely to inspire a stupid wig and glasses get up."
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Wynderemere: Cassandra and Ethan wisely pretend that there is nothing going on between them. She says there's something about the house, and she wants Ethan and Ewan here. She daffily says there is an ending here. Ethan asks if it's good or bad. Well, here's a hint, Ethan, it will be a miracle if anything good comes of any of this rot.
Dante's Loft: So Loo sits down at 10am with a glass of wine and monster.com. I'll grant the show that this is pretty alcoholic-y of her.
Luke asks someone to authenticate the Piece of Paper. Luke purrs that he has the goods on Johnny.
Kelly's: Carly agrees to meet Johnny at his place in a few minutes. I giggle at how unenthusiastic he is. It's like he's getting snookered into a Groupon so his pal can get a better price.
Kelly's: TJ hits on Stripper Lady. Sean grabs TJ and snaps him into a chair. TJ speaks rudely about Stripper Lady (which? I'm also pretty rude to not learn her name, but I can't help it that no one says it. or is it Fernelle?) Sean says TJ needs to learn some manners. I've learned this kid's name is Krys Meyer, so that makes me like him a little bit because our names are practically cousins.
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Boat: dopey stuff happens. xylophones plink.
Bullpen: Alexis thanks Mac for going easy on TJ. Mac asks her to dinner, and she does that whole sputter freak out thing and says she'll call him. she leaves, and dante shows up. Dante and Mac chat about the Strangler. He shows Mac the profile that Ewan did for Detective Mulva. Dante tells Mac that Ewan warned the Strangler is getting angrier, and the next victim may not survive.
Kelly's: Stripper Lady notices how miserable Michael looks and kindly says that Abby would not want him to be miserable. Michael shows her a sketch of the suspect that was released. She recognizes him from the club, but can only say "maybe" he is the guy. Michael starts to leave. He says he can see in her eyes that she's afraid, and he doesn't want her to be afraid anymore. He leaves, and nice Stripper Lady sits there wondering if she just met a serial killer.
Sean tells TJ there are ground rules. Stripper Lady leaves, and TJ says "but come on. She fine."
Birds of Paradise: Carly keeps checking her phone, hoping Luke will come through. She knocks on the door and asks Johnny to take her coat. Carly gussied up by wearing mom jeans an an Old Navy sweater. hot. They banter back and forth for a bit, and then she kisses him, and then they kiss some more.
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Dante's Loft: Loo has finished her questionnaire. The computer thinks she should go into sales and then asks her to click here to sell her products at home. She slams the computer shut and laments that she wasted a whole afternoon on a scam. Then she looks at the now empty bottle of wine and is a bit freaked out that she drank it all. fair enough.
Carly and Jason offend the sofa, and Carly doesn't see that Luke is calling.
In his little room, Luke says Carly missed her chance, but he knows someone else who wants the info.
Jason's penthouse: Jason convinces Sonny that he can simply jasonically figure out who shot Sonny, and if it was Johnny, he'll make it look like an accident. Sonny tells him to make it snappy, and then he limps off to be useless somewhere else.
Alley: Michael goes back to the same trashcan into which he threw away his gun and then also retrieved his gun. He hears footsteps and draws his gun, looking terrified. Jax materializes out of the shadows and greets his step son. Michael looks ready to we himself.
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Birds of Paradise: John asks where the shooting took place and says bullets and blood shouldn't be a part of Michael's life. It's true. He's always been a pillow and axe kind of guy
ROFLMAO
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I almost did a lil wee wee myself when I read the part that Sonny believed Johnny shot him because he heard him say it before. The real funny part here is that is perfect Sonnylogic!! Remember he shot Karpov for not shooting Kate. I never could wrap my head around why that guy had to die. You do realize that Karpov is the only kill we saw Sonny do cold....and the man was guilty of nothing more that not being the most dangerous scary guy on the eastern seaboard.
Don't feel bad about not remember Hairbare's name...I can't remember it either.
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