Nikki pulls away from the Stache and angrily asks if she's Victor's new girl-on-the-side now that he's married.  Victor behaves in a way that I believe is supposed to be seductive and implies he can't wait to hit that.  He says he's having the marriage annulled and wants to be with her.  He squashes her skull with his hands and presses his face to hers.  At least, that's how it feels to Nikki, based on her expression. Nikki isn't sure about getting a happy ever after when she's killed someone. She doesn't want to risk losing him again. But ya are, Blanch, ya are going to lose him at some point. But for now, you'll have him. It's how this works. She relents, and they have the sex. Victor assures her that Michael and Avery on are Team Free Nikki. She purrs that Victor can make stuff happen with his mind.

Phyllis brings Summer to visit her dad.  Summer and Faith are both wearing purple, and for some reason this seems significant to Phyllis.  Maybe she sees herself and Avery in the kids?  Nick reveals the gross news that Sharon let him have Faith so she could have sex with Faith's grandfather.  Nick makes a full on stink face about it, which is the only appropriate response.  Summer sweetly picked out a kiddie movie that Faith will like, and Faith and Summer cheer for Phyllis to hang out with them and eat popcorn.  Sweet girls.  Phyllis hasn't slept with one of your boyfriends yet, so enjoy thinking of her as a maternal figure while you can! After the girls are asleep, Nick and Phyllis discuss that they like having sex with each other, and they also simply like hanging out with each other, but they also disagree about a lot of stuff and fight a lot, and that they use sex as a way to make the fighting tolerable but they don't ever actually resolve their differences. I'm paraphrasing, but that is the crux of their conversation. Nick wants to hang out fully clothed, but Phyllis knows that they will be naked soon.

Ashley stands around in Spanx and a gray dress and gossips about Adam's impending arrest.  Abby is home from having her baby that no one ever mentioned.

Abby and Ashley sit around Gloworm, and Abby asks for an apology from Spencer. Oy, shut it, lohanita. Just enjoy your fabulous lifestyle and leave Fighting the Man to people who actually care about how the legal system treats Everyone, not just you personally.

Tucker and Michael worry that Adam hasn't sprung the trap yet. Some Men in Black stop by, and Michael interrupts them from getting lines and thus being paid and says they have to fix whatever went wrong, or Victor Be Angray.

Adam tries to figure out what to believe about Sharon.  Um, she's crazier than you and incapable of making good decisions.  What else do you need to know?  Sometimes she's a blond.  She will betray you the second you trust her.  Adam asks why Sharon would help him.  She says she's tired of all the lies and games.  She whines that Victor helped her get custody of her daughter without even discussing it with her.  So now, she's just going to show Victor who's boss and betray him, and then keep all the cool stuff she got from him, and fuck his son on his own desk, with a portrait of him watching. Because she's just so terribly sane and balanced. I think it was crappy of Nick to use Faith as a pawn, but I also get that it's a fair point that Sharon can't possibly be a good mother if she's going to cavort with a man who keeps trying to kill and frame and destroy everyone, including her, all the time. Like all. The. Time. Name 3 other things he's ever doing. Name one. I love the guy, but he's the worst. It's creepy that Victor wants blind loyalty, but also, what the hell else did she think Victor wanted? To see what all the fuss was about? Nope. Obviously he wanted something cruel. Obviously his favors come with a price. And stupid old Sharon believes that she can have her Faith and eat Adam too. And she should be able to, but she isn't willing to think anything through, or sacrifice anything, or not screw over someone. And watching her and Adam have stupid, rip your clothes off sex is just laughable. I mean, their faces, while they take off the 85 layers of winter clothing is funny. There's a press against the window moment. They look uncomfortable. Also, she grabs at his junk. Eesh.

At some point in their krav maga sex session, one of these idiots lit a fire. He thanks her that he's in the clear b/c she saved him, and he swears to protect her.

Jack struts around being confident that he's going to win Beauty of Nature. Genevieve makes ridiculous faces all over the place. Why is she trying to buy it out from under him? I can only assume that's what her problem is. Otherwise, she may be having a series of strokes. Cain thanks Jack for being good to his mom.

Lily loves Genevieve's ridiculous dress that's way to young for her. Gen has the class to laugh at herself for not wearing an old lady suit. Gen didn't get the princess experience the first time. Whatever, I was 312 when I got married, and I still wore a giant, white tulle and satin poof. Gen talks about her happiness with Jack and says weird things like “it's intense, but it's not vicious.” Lily awesomely furrows her brow at this. b/c wtf? Not being vicious is certainly important in a relationship, but how jacked up is a person to put it on their list? Here's a hint, ladies, “isn't vicious” should be on the list, but it should be so far down the list behind the actually good things about your betrothed that you don't think of mentioning it. I think this is a very good rule.

Lily and Cain end the day by toasting to 'starting over'

Jack and Genevieve end the day by opening a rather fidious little bowl that looks like half a copper clam? Jack reminds us all that he's totally, super a lot, wants nothing more than to be in love with her and own Beauty of Nature, and she swallows a goldfish.

Nick and Phyllis end the day by playing video games. She wins, and exhorts it in a orgasmy way.

Spencer ends the day by pointing out that Abby is a jackass, and that Diane's case isn't solved, and he can toy with her family all he wants.

Adam and Sharon end the night by getting an angry call from Tucker demanding to know what happened to their deal. In classic Adam fashion, Adam is all “I think you pocket dialed me, bro.” and hangs up. Sharon is worried about consequences. 78 point font of OY. Adam only wants her.

Victor and Nikki end the night by his getting out of bed to destroy someone's life, and Nikki being placated by a pat on the head.

Victor and Michael end the night by Michael storming into the house to tell Victor that Adam never contacted Tucker. Victor says Adam realized it was a set up and didn't buy. Michael says the sucky thing is that b/c the sting didn't happen, the bids were opened, so Beauty of Nature was sold to the highest bidder. Someone from FMN won the bid. Victor is irate b/c this is a shell corporation.

FMN guy calls Gen to tell her that she owns Beauty of Nature. She looks really surprised and worried about this thing that she put hundreds of millions of dollars into to place to make happen.

The end