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GH 8/18: Crazy Pants McGee

Jake's:  Lucky and Maxie gossip about Lisa. Maxie says it's not like Lisa's doping anyone with pills or faking a pregnancy. Patches ... << MORE >>

GH: Mammary, all alone in the moonlight

Corinthaus:  Sonny and his man boobs stare out the window. He clutches the slip of paper Robin gave him that has Brenda's number on it. A young man walks into ... << MORE >>

GH 8/16: Free at last, free at last, 14 hours in jail, and you're free at last!

I watched some of the Brenda and Sonny marathon this weekend. What a trip. Everyone was so young and thin. Bobbie was ... << MORE >>

GH 8/12: Swamp Thang, you make my heart sing

Cafe Interrogate:  Ethan visits Johnny, and they talk about The Lopez Danger.

Loft:  Dante and Looloo lie ...
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GH 8/11: It's Raining Again...

Italy Perhaps:  Two Italian dudes sit around and speak in Italian about some woman who is always running late and will be ... << MORE >>

GH 8/10: Brenda Barrett's Men

It's a rerun!  Lila is alive!  and Alan!  and Edward doesn't wear hats!  Reginald!!!!!  Monica's face is almost normal!  Brenda is so young and pretty! 

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GH 7/29: You sound just like your father

Jason's Penthouse:  Sam flops flops around bralessly, demanding that they leave the country.

Kelly's al ...
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GH 7/27: That first step is a doozy

Previously on General Hospital

A drag queen recited the words to Mad World while Adam Lambert sang them, which is almost redundant.
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GH 7/23: MOCA

Classical music plays whilst Franco's art installation is put together by numberous roadies.

Meanwhile, Mr. B ...
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GH 7/19: Gabba gabba hey

I gotta run an unexpected errand, but I'll cap when I get back and catch up.
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